HFFBALLfan123:
Did you really need to mention the threeway was with two girls.... that is usually implied

I beg to differ. 2 guys 1 girl, 3 guys, 3 girls. There are possibilites for other kinds of threesomes, the implied factor depends entirely on the audience.

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Did you at least record it while you were flexing and watching yourself in the mirror?

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pdres25:
happypantsmcgee:
Found out I got an interview with a firm that 90% of you fucks would kill to work at.

yayyy happypantsmcgee can feel good about himself now and won't hide his low self-esteem and insecurity with his need to brag about his job....OH WAIT

Eh, sometimes you find that there is no attitude problem.....he really is that good.
Get busy living
 
happypantsmcgee:
Found out I got an interview with a firm that 90% of you fucks would kill to work at.
90th percentile is hardly impressive happy pants. Always shoot for 99th percentile in everything you do.
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CompBanker:
happypantsmcgee:
Found out I got an interview with a firm that 90% of you fucks would kill to work at.
90th percentile is hardly impressive happy pants. Always shoot for 99th percentile in everything you do.
I would like to think that aside from the recent influx of high school knuckleheads, most of the people on this site are in the top 1 - 5% of the market.....yes?

Even at top 10%, of the labor force, his being in the top 90% puts him in the top 1%, SO, by the merits of his statement, he is, by default, in the top 1%.

Your honor, I rest my case.

Get busy living
 

Wow... you guys had great weekends.

All I managed to do was secure a ticket pair of tickets to Game 1 of the Bruins/Lighting Series. I don't even know the date yet, but it's an excuse to go up to Boston for a night and be on the first train back in the AM.

 

I didn't die. Believe it or not, that was a win this weekend.

Happy: congrats man, best of luck!

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