What's on your desk ?

I started reading (and comparing) Laura Schreffler's biweekly column "What's on On My Desk ?";

Here is latest entry, featuring the desk of Christiane Kaalund, a partner with HBA/Hirsch Bedner Associates (http://www.hauteliving.com/2013/05/whats-on-my-desk-hba-partnerdesign-d…):

1. Notebook
2. A rendering in progress – ready to be marked up
3. Research material in form of a magazine
4. A color/material scheme as inspiration
5. Computer
6. Tea and fruit

April entry: Johnathan Zrihen, the President & CEO of Clarins Groupe North America (http://www.hauteliving.com/2013/04/whats-on-my-desk-jonathan-zrihen-pre…):

1. Photographs of wife/children.
2. A glass paperweight with a tennis player etched into it.
3. Clarins newest, most innovative, and award-winning Serum.
4. iPad.
5. Clarins recyclable water bottle.

What is on your desk ?

 

lol what retard throws ms b/c of what you have on your desk?

i have energy drink, coffee mug from jamaica, muni handbook, bear stearns bear (seriously) and a shit load of papers for projects.

reformed:
reformed:

a plum, a hammer and a jimmy carter bobblehead doll

Whoever sent MS my way's about to find out why I keep a plum at my desk

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!
 

Calculator, blackberry, iphone, wallet, 1.5 liter Poland Spring water bottle, multivitamin, Advil, tin of mints, Zagat 2013 Guide, notebook, PIBs, investor presentations, decanter, several ties, and a large container of Lysol wipes ... In desk, Diet Coke, Red Bull, Coors Light tall boy, nearly empty bottle of Jameson, tooth brush, tooth paste, mouth wash, multiple suit jackets, and an extra shirt...

 
rufiolove:

Calculator, blackberry, iphone, wallet, 1.5 liter Poland Spring water bottle, multivitamin, Advil, tin of mints, Zagat 2013 Guide, notebook, PIBs, investor presentations, decanter, several ties, and a large container of Lysol wipes ... In desk, Diet Coke, Red Bull, Coors Light tall boy, nearly empty bottle of Jameson, tooth brush, tooth paste, mouth wash, multiple suit jackets, and an extra shirt...

Not too sure why anyone would buy a Zagat guide. It's all freely available on the web, and much easier to search in the online version, not to mention capturing all the latest updates.

 
Going Concern:
rufiolove:

Calculator, blackberry, iphone, wallet, 1.5 liter Poland Spring water bottle, multivitamin, Advil, tin of mints, Zagat 2013 Guide, notebook, PIBs, investor presentations, decanter, several ties, and a large container of Lysol wipes ... In desk, Diet Coke, Red Bull, Coors Light tall boy, nearly empty bottle of Jameson, tooth brush, tooth paste, mouth wash, multiple suit jackets, and an extra shirt...

Not too sure why anyone would buy a Zagat guide. It's all freely available on the web, and much easier to search in the online version, not to mention capturing all the latest updates.

Didn't buy it... We get them for free from the bank
 

On the desk - papers, notepad/folio, pens, calculator, more papers, eye drops, vitamins, random assortment of coffee shop empties, dirty coffee mug, business cards, corporate challenge water bottle, lamp, some lingering cfa prep stuff, at-a-glance calendar, bobblehead jesus, phone, keys, sunglasses, wallet

On the computer - excel, email, WSO, grooveshark

Shelf behind me - miscellaneous textbooks, couple pairs of shoes, emergency dopp kit, basket full of recent reports on whatever, jacket

On the wall - degrees, maps, reference posters, calendar, whiteboard

Hanging on the door - spare shirt & tie

 

Folders with active deal stuff (any notes, related printouts recent books etc), Fish oil pill & muti-vitamin packs BAII plus stack of business cards (from other ppl) a small and a large notepad lip balm coffee cup water bottle stress ball from CapIQ 3 different types of hot sauce (i put that shit on everything) tape, stapler, stapler puller etc fan tissues wallet, keys, cell phone, headphones

 

Stack of Old Markups, current pitch, wallet, keys, headphones, Company color palette, coffee mug, 28 cents, stack of meal recipets, and 25mg of adderall

"They’re all former investment bankers who were laid off in the economic crash that Nancy Pelosi caused. They’ve got zero real-world skills, but God they work hard." -Jack Donaghy
 

Desk: dirty coffee mug, empty coffee cup, stack of misc papers, notebook & pen, phone, keys, tupperware container with snacks. Shelf above desk: textbooks I never use, binders of old paperwork/projects/stuff, basket of more dirty coffee mugs/silverware/empty water bottles/I have no idea what else is in there, pen holder with a bunch of pens that don't work, bunch of computer cords.

It Haute Living came asking, I'd give a different answer...

 

-Photo from ringing the bell at the NYSE. -Boxing glove from the boss selling the company to a top AM firm (Thanks RBC) -Foul Ball from work event.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

Photo frames with no photos in them... or I leave the sample photo that came with the frame.

"I never said that you are not good at what you do...it's just that what you do is not worth doing!"
 
jimbrowngoU:
Edmundo should love this one. London, you're really going above and beyond - keep up the good work.

The guys I worked with always got a kick out of the fact that I kept a bottle of Jameson and my passport in my top right-hand desk drawer.

The Jameson for obvious reasons and the passport in case we got tipped off that the SEC/FBI/NFA/NASD/CFTC etc... was on their way.

 
monkeyinasuit:
In all seriousness, I am also curious to know what you guys keep in there given that you spend all your time at the office.

That's where I was going with this thread

 

all the same things that patrick bateman kept in his desk

ipod magazines porn decapitated heads of the DABA girls that I met at 1 OAK last night


The world has changed. And we must change with it.

------------ I'm making it up as I go along.
 

Energy drinks, granola bars, candy, soda, instant oatmeal, popcorn, nearly 50 takeout menus, tie, calculator, college accounting book for occasional reference, extra napkins, silverware and condiments.

  • Capt K
- Capt K - "Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham
 

I forgot Advil and non-preservative eye drops (Refresh is the best brand) - absolutely critical. - Capt K

- Capt K - "Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham
 
LondonE11:
Shoe horn and brush, mouth wash, gum, advil, adderol, collar stays, a few ties, airborne, eye drops, USB drive, cologne, eating utensils, and a few CDs of all my past work

I still can't believe this is actually a thread.

really? is it that difficult for you to wrap ur head around that the OP was wondering what ppl keep in their desks for a job that requires u to work 100 hours a week? i for 1 have found this thread helpful and was also curious, and judging by the fact it has more views than most threads on page 1 of the ibanking forum, other ppl are enjoying it as well. nobody said u had to look at the thread or post in it.
 

caffeine pills, ephedrine, multi vitamin, fish oil, protein powder, hp-12c calculator, aleve, protein bars, hot sauce, captains of crush hand gripper, hulls options, futures, and other derivatives, 3 boxes of sweet mint orbitz, box of super orange emergen-C

 

hmm... Captains of crunch... anyone know of any other semi-physical stuff you can do without drawing attention to yourself. If its late I can do dips in the elbow of my desk. But there's gotta be some other stuff out there besides that ridiculous Swiss ball office chair (http://www.amazon.com/AGM-35955-Deluxe-Ball-Chair/dp/B000FAS45S).

 

Toothpaste/brush, bottle of tequila, weed, clothes, a snuggie, portable blu-ray player, flat-screen tv, various groceries, vitamins, remote control car, take-out menus, blow up sex dolls, several automatic weapons, a smoke detector, an ironing board, an oven, original SNES, treadmill, my dog, several golden statues of Blankfein, my pet cat and fish, a hunting knife, my fishing boat, skateboard (for around the office) as well as a hot wheels track.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 

I've got a foot long "replica" of the Wall Street bull, hand carved by some toddler in China. I actually bought it for less than my initial offer (and marked priced) because some uneducated Chinese flea market booth attendant tried to haggle with me after I offered a fair price.

I've got some gum, protein bars, TUMS, and 5 hour energy shots...other than that, nothing interesting. I am swamped in pitch books but, like any respectable PE shop, those are on the floor surrounding the immediate area with just enough room carved our to roll a chair around, lol.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Every place I have interned at or worked at I have kept my desk utterly bare. I always operate under the assumption that I will just walk out one day. Never want to be the dude with the cardboard box. My car keys and my sun glasses, I am out.

 
Anthony .:
Every place I have interned at or worked at I have kept my desk utterly bare. I always operate under the assumption that I will just walk out one day. Never want to be the dude with the cardboard box. My car keys and my sun glasses, I am out.

I am exactly the same. People try to make their cubicle or office feel like home. I want to seperate the two all together. People who I work with always ask me to put up pictures of my family, hang up pictures, etc... I don't want to bring my home to work.

 
swagon:
I keep my dick in a box under my desk. (yes, my penis is detachable)

Well, at least the last few feet of it, right? BSD.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Agree, those who put pictures and family stuff are just showoffs...."look at me, I have kids, I am a responsible person, I will take care of your money." Plllllllease ! Those are usually the ones who have 2 affairs going on at the same time.

The coolest thing I have is a foam ball that I can throw around and it bounces...got it from some wholesaler.

Other than that, home stays home, work stays at work.

 

I've got a pretty mixed bag in my office. I've definitely got pictures of my girlfriend up (look at me, I am a responsible person!). I've got a few bottles of wine/alcohol that were gifts from deal closings or from third party service providers. I've got a collection of deal tombstones (I'm a nerd - totally obsessed with these things).

In my drawers it gets a little worse -- I keep a stick of deodorant and a bit of cologne in case I'm going straight to dinner. I also store a board game in case we're stuck late in the office waiting for the slacker lawyers/bankers to turn a draft of a document (or in the event we're on a long, boring conference call). I keep a pair of grip strengtheners for a quick workout. Bottle opener if we're popping open a few beers late at night. A Spanish language study guide that I never seem to use.

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Lets see... I've got a coffee maker (1 Cup Keureg that I split with 3-4 other people so we could have good, cheap, fresh coffee), a large box of K-Cups and 2 coffee mugs (1 Glass with the Caffeine Molecule on it and the other a ceramic mug from my Alma Mater) that sit on top of my desk. I have a Football schedule on my desk as well, so I know my team's Saturday Schedule. There's that and then ususal clutter of paper, pens and my own TI Financial Calculator to use.

In my drawers, well... it depends on the drawer. I keep one filled with a stack of paper plates, plastic silverware, napkins, ketchup and mustard packets that kinda just accumulate from when we order in, Crystal Light Iced Tea mix (gotta have something besides Coffee and Water) and straws. It's not that I'm a hoarder or anything, but you'd be surprised at how usefull having the extras and spares can be or if you don't feel like eating food out of a carton, it's nice to enjoy it on a plate.

The other drawer I have is filled with a toiletry bag containing Contact Solution, a spare pair of lenses, glasses cleaner, Tylenol, Claratin, a small first aid kit, Hydrogen Peroxide, Neosporin, a multi vitamin, a toothbush and toothpaste, a spare phone charger (either a USB-Mini cable or an actual charger... depends on the day.. ), and a spare set of keys.

While it may seem like alot, it's actually not as much as you might think that I would actually take with me if I got laid off.

 
Frieds:
Lets see... I've got a coffee maker (1 Cup Keureg that I split with 3-4 other people so we could have good, cheap, fresh coffee), a large box of K-Cups and 2 coffee mugs (1 Glass with the Caffeine Molecule on it and the other a ceramic mug from my Alma Mater) that sit on top of my desk. I have a Football schedule on my desk as well, so I know my team's Saturday Schedule. There's that and then ususal clutter of paper, pens and my own TI Financial Calculator to use.

In my drawers, well... it depends on the drawer. I keep one filled with a stack of paper plates, plastic silverware, napkins, ketchup and mustard packets that kinda just accumulate from when we order in, Crystal Light Iced Tea mix (gotta have something besides Coffee and Water) and straws. It's not that I'm a hoarder or anything, but you'd be surprised at how usefull having the extras and spares can be or if you don't feel like eating food out of a carton, it's nice to enjoy it on a plate.

The other drawer I have is filled with a toiletry bag containing Contact Solution, a spare pair of lenses, glasses cleaner, Tylenol, Claratin, a small first aid kit, Hydrogen Peroxide, Neosporin, a multi vitamin, a toothbush and toothpaste, a spare phone charger (either a USB-Mini cable or an actual charger... depends on the day.. ), and a spare set of keys.

While it may seem like alot, it's actually not as much as you might think that I would actually take with me if I got laid off.

Its like the desk dad..has everything anyone would need haha

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

tombstones and alcohol are the two true staples... I like to keep a mini checkers board, a few cigars and a few varieties of cigs as well though. I don't smoke much at all (3-5 cigs per week), but you need them around the office for meetings and business dinners and all that (it's china). Apparently when I really get annoyed by something an MD tells me to do I go write out on the balcony and light up in the middle of the work day and smoke that shit super-slow (that's as far as I go in terms of fighting than man).

 
  • An unlicensed gun
  • A race-defying wig, w/ fake handlebar moustache
  • Cheese-whiz and salami
  • A binder of my most valuable baseball cards
  • The Antidote
  • A folding cardboard cut-out of the American flag
  • Change of sock stirrups
  • The Jurassic Park novel
  • An EMP device disguised as a pen
  • The blueprints to my consumer jet-pack idea
  • Temporary Canada Dry tattoos
  • An Al Borland costume
  • A custom whistle that summons four stout men bearing an organ, audible to only them
 

Depends on the product.

FX guys might have Candle Stick Charting by Steve Nison. Fixed Income will have Fabozzi (MBS guys will have the MBS Fabozzi) Rates guys will have "Interest Rates and Other Derivatives" Natenberg is also around.

Also, some banks have their own individual books to train new hires in each separate product group.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

I wouldn't buy your own chair ... you'll look like the biggest tool rolling it into the office and up the elevator. Personally, I keep my IPOD, a toothbrush etc., a complete change of work clothes, a sweater (it is freezing on the weekend), an extra briefcase in case i want to bring stuff home and work there, and various other things. I bought a "pencil holder" of sorts that helps keep paper clips and the like organized. All of this stuff is pretty key as I don't need to go home for anything.

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CompBanker:
I wouldn't buy your own chair ... you'll look like the biggest tool rolling it into the office and up the elevator.

ROTFL!

I have floss, extra work socks (whatever those knee high tights are called), regular tights (I'm a girl), purple and black flats (I wear sneakers to work then change), loose change, mouthwash, sewing kit, lip gloss, blush and that is about it.

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 

First off...you do not bring anything you buy it, besides an ipod and personal hygiene stuffon company tab when you're there. Also, if you bring your own chair I would hope you got fired. What you need is a toothbrush, tide pen to fight stains, sneakers, gym clothes, also brooks brothers has this button replacement thing it is great because one time I hit the button between my cuff and shoulder on a button down by hitting it on my desk and it helped me cos I had a pitch that day.

 

Forgot about my tide pen. That thing rocks (i whipped it out one day and saved my MD's shirt, he had never heard of it before).

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I hope anyone saying they wear sneakers to work does not pee standing up.

Whenever I see a guy doing that I actually laugh out loud at how ridiculous it looks.

Certainly need Tide Pen computer speakers are great keep all your chargers at work. Charging a phone at home is a little optimistic purell abacus spare ties in case you stain one and the tide pen fails you

-------------- Either you sling crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot
 

Eye drops for those days your eyes get all red from looking at the screen too long. Ah....I heart those days.

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 
PEREtzel:

-Peanut Butter
-Adderall
-5-Hour Energy
-Granola/Protein Bar
-Chapstick
-Napkins
-Hand Grip Strength thing
-Mini-Trojan Helmet I got in Greece
-Mini-Foam Football
-Pic of myself and the gf cause I'm soft like that

I swear I had a pic of my dog but not sure where it went...

Edit: What are "tushy" wipes?

I am guessing tushy wipes are just slang for wet wipes, but (s)he uses them specifically for their ass. I, for one, would never take a shit in a public restroom unless I had wet wipes or a shower nearby. That Andy quote from Parks & Rec truly applies to me ("I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe...a hundred times. Still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something.").

 
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  • Purell (Refreshing Aloe)
  • Black n' Red spiral bound notebook
  • Whistleblower mug from my pervious BB full of restaurant pens and a polo mallet swizzle stick from Polo Bar
  • Whiteout (recreational)
  • Spare earbuds
  • Old receipts from Ferragamo
  • A copy of Mortgage Valuation Models - Davidson & Levin
  • A copy of The Strategy of Conflict - Schelling
  • Creatine, vitamin D, fish oil, generic men's multivitamin, milk thistle (promotes liver function)
  • A stress ball (also from my previous BB)
  • Old issues of Bloomberg Markets
  • Old issues of Bloomberg Pursuits
  • A small fan
  • Bruce Willis-owned sneakers that I won at a charity auction and I put on when I need markets to go my way (bonus points if you know which obscure finance documentary that's a reference to)
  • Small inflatable Godzilla monster (ibid)
  • Ashtray
  • Pack of Marlboros
  • Printed government bond & T-bill auction calendar
 

The standard things like:

pencils pens tons of post its (small ones and big ones) Headset Phone Water Bottles Work Bag Notebook Hand Sanitizer White Board Markers

But the most important of them all.... (hidden away) Advil and Immodium. Screw headaches and having to shit yourself when you have an hour long management meeting coming up.

...
 

-NFL notebook made with football leather - two extra ties - lint roll - firm mug with firm pens - wireless keyboard and wireless mouse because fuck wires - firm crystalline paperweight - Orbit Peppermint (by the dozen) luckily provided by the firm, saving me millions - stick deodorant - shit ton of pointless papers - perpetually full cup of coffee - headphones - firm notepads accumulated from accidentally taking them from our conference rooms - bag from Pret a manger - bottle of Perrier water - headphones - suit jacket - box from Dig Inn I need to throw away from lunch - toothbrush/paste - macallan 15 in my bottom drawer - post-its

The things I do when waiting for my VP to look over a pitch....

 

Some shelves I made my interns make for me a few years ago*. I need the desk real estate to double tier stack my documents.

  • It was their summer intern project.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 

It's amazing how much colleagues steal isn't it? I had to buy at least 5 iPhones chargers because they kept disappearing.

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. See my Blog & AMA

Hrm,

-extra pair of those roll up flats that you buy at Duane Reade for $5 -underwear (for those days you have a period accident) -hairbrush -lint roller -extra tights (in nude and black) -granola bars -regular work files -handbag -dental floss -tampons

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 
  • Container of wheatgrass powder, helps me feel better about the egregious amount of coffee I chug
  • Purell, standard version
  • Shaker bottle
  • Athletic shoes under my desk
  • Deodorant, soap, toothbrush
  • Company issued-mini football
  • Numerous sticky notes plastered all over my monitors reminding me not to be stupid
 

fan mini heater my uni's football themed stress ball wet wipes napkin a pouch containing (toothbrush, toothpaste, facial scrub, moisturiser and extra lip balm) fact set and bloomberg manuals post it notes notebooks, pens and all sorts if firm provided stationery protein bars shit load of gum fruits (most apples and bananas) A novel that i happen to be reading for that month- currently reading Edward Said's Orientalism a bottle of water And soon to come- A frame photo of mi lady

 

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Nothing short of everything will really do.
 

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