when is the proper time to add "no longer a virgin" to my linkedin

Will this help me get into S over H and W since I was only accepted into Dartmouth instead of HYPS? Please help.

Also , which hole is the right one? Thanks for your assistance

 
shorttheworld:

Will this help me get into S over H and W since I was only accepted into Dartmouth instead of HYPS? Please help.

Also , which hole is the right one? Thanks for your assistance

Look, over-the-pants-HJs don't count. You're not fooling anyone. Although I hear that those weirdos at S like that sort of thing.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 
PeteMullersKeyboard:
shorttheworld:

Will this help me get into S over H and W since I was only accepted into Dartmouth instead of HYPS? Please help.

Also , which hole is the right one? Thanks for your assistance

Look, over-the-pants-HJs don't count. You're not fooling anyone. Although I hear that those weirdos at S like that sort of thing.

Dude, it totally counts if you are wearing fleecey sweatpants. Its a velvety panacea.

 
shorttheworld:
PeteMullersKeyboard:
shorttheworld:

Will this help me get into S over H and W since I was only accepted into Dartmouth instead of HYPS? Please help.

Also , which hole is the right one? Thanks for your assistance

Look, over-the-pants-HJs don't count. You're not fooling anyone. Although I hear that those weirdos at S like that sort of thing.

Dude, it totally counts if you are wearing fleecey sweatpants. Its a velvety panacea.

I prefer ski pants myself, all that extra padding makes for an interesting experience

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 

Guys, LinkedIn says a female looked at my profile. Does that mean we're going to have sex? What should I do??

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 

If I were you, I would consider aggressively mixing sexual innuendos into interviews and trader speak. Something about wielding your penis like King Arthur at Knight Capital.

Stryfe has a good idea with using "Incoming Non-Virgin" in LinkedIn.

>Incoming Ash Ketchum, Pokemon Master >Literally a problem, solve for both X and Y, please and thank you. >Hugh Myron: "Are there any guides on here for getting a top girlfriend? Think banker/lawyer/doctor. I really don't want to go mid-tier"
 
Red3:
Something about wielding your penis like King Arthur at Knight Capital.

King Arthur's willy work wasn't that wonderful and a large part of the King Arthur myth was about how he failed to produce a male heir, hence the fertility of the land failed.

Lancelot would be a better choice. Also, there's more pun potential in his name.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 

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