On a daily basis it's "oooooo, look" Beginning of your career "It's yours" After 15 years of marriage and 20 years of work "no prenup"

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

I was going to go with "don't pullout", lol...that's when you know you're hooked. Then it's "will you" and "I do" followed the "oooo, look" then the "it's here" then "it worked" and "I'm pregnant" then several years later its "I'm done" and "divorce settlement".

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

quantitative easing... or I'm late...

"You Want details? Fine. I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet, What's up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am liquid."
 

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