Who wants to go shopping with Febreeze?

So, I asked a guy at Brooks Brothers about the deals on suits:

2 suits for $1700 + 30% discount + 15% discount (no idea why they don't just do 45%, but whatever.)

These are the nicer ones obviously. And I don't think ~$500 is too bad of a deal.

I asked if I could split with someone, he said yeah, but he'd have to do it manually for me. BOOM. Let's do this, hit me up if you're around NY.

 

I'll sell you my $200 BB gift card for $150

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Febreeze:
30% discount + 15% discount (no idea why they don't just do 45%, but whatever.)

Because a 15% discount on top of a 30% discount is less than a 45% discount...

Get your shit together Feb.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Yep, it is a 40.5% discount.

When a plumber from Hoboken tells you he has a good feeling about a reverse iron condor spread on the Japanese Yen, you really have no choice. If you don’t do it to him, somebody else surely will. -Eddie B.
 

an art event, huh?

You think I don't know about this artsy-fartsy crap? This coffee table isn't the ego, it represents our shattered sense of community in the face of capitalist-driven isolation. Looks like the work of Cindy Sherman or Frank Stella.

 
Febreeze:
an art event, huh?

You think I don't know about this artsy-fartsy crap? This coffee table isn't the ego, it represents our shattered sense of community in the face of capitalist-driven isolation. Looks like the work of Cindy Sherman or Frank Stella.

+1 You guys should hang. A tux NYE party can't be a bad party.

I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine---Ridin' Solo
 
midtowngal:
Febreeze:
an art event, huh?

You think I don't know about this artsy-fartsy crap? This coffee table isn't the ego, it represents our shattered sense of community in the face of capitalist-driven isolation. Looks like the work of Cindy Sherman or Frank Stella.

+1 You guys should hang. A tux NYE party can't be a bad party.

Disagree. I feel like most tux parties are probably boring as hell.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 
Nouveau Richie:
midtowngal:
Febreeze:
an art event, huh?

You think I don't know about this artsy-fartsy crap? This coffee table isn't the ego, it represents our shattered sense of community in the face of capitalist-driven isolation. Looks like the work of Cindy Sherman or Frank Stella.

+1 You guys should hang. A tux NYE party can't be a bad party.

Disagree. I feel like most tux parties are probably boring as hell.

Boring, maybe, but "classy", hell yeah. How can you resist the opportunity to dress all up and meet ladies in gowns? Not any of your hos in the neighborhood will afford to dress like that.

I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine---Ridin' Solo
 
midtowngal:
Nouveau Richie:
midtowngal:
Febreeze:
an art event, huh?

You think I don't know about this artsy-fartsy crap? This coffee table isn't the ego, it represents our shattered sense of community in the face of capitalist-driven isolation. Looks like the work of Cindy Sherman or Frank Stella.

+1 You guys should hang. A tux NYE party can't be a bad party.

Disagree. I feel like most tux parties are probably boring as hell.

Boring, maybe, but "classy", hell yeah. How can you resist the opportunity to dress all up and meet ladies in gowns? Not any of your hos in the neighborhood will afford to dress like that.

strong post to avatar correlation...

 
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Febreeze:
midtowngal:
Nouveau Richie:
midtowngal:
Febreeze:
an art event, huh?

You think I don't know about this artsy-fartsy crap? This coffee table isn't the ego, it represents our shattered sense of community in the face of capitalist-driven isolation. Looks like the work of Cindy Sherman or Frank Stella.

+1 You guys should hang. A tux NYE party can't be a bad party.

Disagree. I feel like most tux parties are probably boring as hell.

Boring, maybe, but "classy", hell yeah. How can you resist the opportunity to dress all up and meet ladies in gowns? Not any of your hos in the neighborhood will afford to dress like that.

strong post to avatar correlation...

thanks man. happy new year. if you can't find a place to party your pants off on NYE, come to the popular gala venue on 42nd to join me tomorrow night.

I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine---Ridin' Solo
 
Febreeze:
k, i'll wait for you by the entrance. i'll be the guy in a tux. find me.

glad to see you chose to be "classy". you deserve a happy ending afterwards.

I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine---Ridin' Solo
 

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