Why are there so many hot women in the south?

Naturally, I ignore the fat ones. This might make my impressions slightly biased because there are so many fat people. That issue aside, why must all the really hot women be in a place with such a low quality of living.

 

It's closer to the equator. Duh, dumbass

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Low quality of living or low cost of living? I think you are confused.

The reason the cost is low is because the quality is low. Who wants to shell out big bucks to be neighbors with hillbillies? Besides, there is nothing fun to do in the south for people who do not like NASCAR.

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Because down here our models/hot women choose to mate with athletic alpha males and not shrewd little bankers

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Seriously, all my favorite PB models come from the south. However, the hottest southern women seem to move to the west coast at some point. Economics maybe?

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The two main problems with the south are pollution and hillbilly (white) males. The hillbilly types are all too eager to pick a fight with anyone who gets in their way.

"It's very easy to have too many goals and be overwhelmed by them... The trick is to find the one thing you can focus on that represents every other single thing you want in life." -- @"Edmundo Braverman"
 
Alexander Hamilton:

The two main problems with the south are pollution and hillbilly (white) males. The hillbilly types are all too eager to pick a fight with anyone who gets in their way.

As a non-white male who is a (proud) born and bred Southerner, this is complete bullshit.

We ARE eager to fight fucktards with idiotic opinions though.

 

I'm going to school at an ACC school after living out west and at first, I also thought that the girls were hotter. The more I think about it though, the more I'm thinking that it has to do with the fact that they are showing more skin due to the weather and the fact that girls are typically pretty friendly there. If you have a girl that is a 7/10 and is wearing jeans and a rain jacket versus the same 7/10 who is showing off some skin in daisy dukes, you'll naturally be more attracted to her in the second outfit.

Honestly though, I think a lot of this "XYZ city has the hottest girls ever" is just hype. On average, the typical girl is not that attractive and if you look at the overall population, the proportion of hot to not doesn't vary too much from the mean IMO unless you're taking a sample size that would skew this (i.e. an area of NYC/LA/Miami, etc. where models are more likely to hang out than the average jane).

 

Also let's them get a tan

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enti98-- You obviously haven't spent time in the better areas of the south if that is your opinion. Some coked out wannabe model can't hold a candle to the trim in Tuscaloosa, Austin, Miami, Athens, Gainseville, Dallas, Houston, or any other number of places with top talent in the south. If you honestly think otherwise, you're ignorant at best and legitimately retarded at worst.

And btw, there are idiots in NYC too. The fact that de Blasio is going to be the next mayor is proof of that.

I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
 
rogersterling59:

And btw, there are idiots in NYC too. The fact that de Blasio is going to be the next mayor is proof of that.

+1
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rogersterling59:

enti98-- You obviously haven't spent time in the better areas of the south if that is your opinion. Some coked out wannabe model can't hold a candle to the trim in Tuscaloosa, Austin, Miami, Athens, Gainseville, Dallas, Houston, or any other number of places with top talent in the south. If you honestly think otherwise, you're ignorant at best and legitimately retarded at worst.

And btw, there are idiots in NYC too. The fact that de Blasio is going to be the next mayor is proof of that.

very well played

And so it goes
 
rogersterling59:

enti98-- You obviously haven't spent time in the better areas of the south if that is your opinion. Some coked out wannabe model can't hold a candle to the trim in Tuscaloosa, Austin, Miami, Athens, Gainseville, Dallas, Houston, or any other number of places with top talent in the south. If you honestly think otherwise, you're ignorant at best and legitimately retarded at worst.

And btw, there are idiots in NYC too. The fact that de Blasio is going to be the next mayor is proof of that.

To which Gainesville are you referring?

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As an East Coast-bred, New York resident, and fraternity man, I have one thing to contribute to this discussion. "If you like Southern women, raise your glass. If you don't, raise your standards."

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Even the Arbys' cashiers are hot in the south.

A bit off topic, but anyone have insight into the hotness and breeding potential of pokemon? Only thing "south" of pallet town (where I grew up) that I can think of is Cinnabar Island, and there are some pretty smoking tentacools in the water.

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Yea southern bitches are where its at. Ever see AJ Mccarons GF. FINE AS FUCK.

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Also they show more skin as previously mentioned in the post (much appreciated as a New Englander)

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I'm a fan of southern girls' attractiveness. There are a lot of girls who are extraordinarily hot. However, I think when you look at a region top to bottom, the Midwest and plain states have some of the overall best looking women in that that average woman is more likely to be good looking. I think the southern states have just some outlandishly hot women who give the area the reputation that it's typical. I don't think it's typical, I just think they have the hottest hot girls.

 
DCDepository:

I'm a fan of southern girls' attractiveness. There are a lot of girls who are extraordinarily hot. However, I think when you look at a region top to bottom, the Midwest and plain states have some of the overall best looking women in that that average woman is more likely to be good looking. I think the southern states have just some outlandishly hot women who give the area the reputation that it's typical. I don't think it's typical, I just think they have the hottest hot girls.

As someone who has lived in the Midwest and the South, the South has better looking women on average too, at least in the metro areas.

 
jrt336:
DCDepository:

I'm a fan of southern girls' attractiveness. There are a lot of girls who are extraordinarily hot. However, I think when you look at a region top to bottom, the Midwest and plain states have some of the overall best looking women in that that average woman is more likely to be good looking. I think the southern states have just some outlandishly hot women who give the area the reputation that it's typical. I don't think it's typical, I just think they have the hottest hot girls.

As someone who has lived in the Midwest and the South, the South has better looking women on average too, at least in the metro areas.

I've lived in both too. (Chicago & Houston) & I'm not sure if I exactly believe this anymore.

As has been mentioned above, southern women show more skin and are often more tan. = hottness

Also, those of us from the north find their accents extremely sexy. That doesn't mean they're hotter, it just means they appear sexier because they're different than what you're used to. The same can be said for European girls as well. Part of the hotness factor has to do with their accents sounding sexy to you since you aren't accustomed to them.

Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of dimes in the south, they just tend to marry/get wifed up a lot sooner than other places.

 
jrt336:
DCDepository:

I'm a fan of southern girls' attractiveness. There are a lot of girls who are extraordinarily hot. However, I think when you look at a region top to bottom, the Midwest and plain states have some of the overall best looking women in that that average woman is more likely to be good looking. I think the southern states have just some outlandishly hot women who give the area the reputation that it's typical. I don't think it's typical, I just think they have the hottest hot girls.

As someone who has lived in the Midwest and the South, the South has better looking women on average too, at least in the metro areas.

I've lived in both too. (Chicago & Houston) & I'm not sure if I exactly believe this anymore.

As has been mentioned above, southern women show more skin and are often more tan. = hottness

Also, those of us from the north find their accents extremely sexy. That doesn't mean they're hotter, it just means they appear sexier because they're different than what you're used to. The same can be said for European girls as well. Part of the hotness factor has to do with their accents sounding sexy to you since you aren't accustomed to them.

Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of dimes in the south, they just tend to marry/get wifed up a lot sooner than other places.

 

Can confirm. I have lived in the midwest half a decade(for college, think B1G football powerhouse), and the women are much more well put together and attractive than say east coast women. 

 

@GoIllini , Sorry guy I dont really watch CFB but she is friggen hot, whomever shes dating now.

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I have a more legitimate theory on California, in short, attractive people move to LA in an attempt to make it in the movie industry, not all of them make it, but they plant their roots in the area, and marry one another producing attractive kids.

I went to school in the South, and the joke always was that the warmer weather, meant less clothing, which meant more time in the gym.

 
falconpunch19:

I have a more legitimate theory on California, in short, attractive people move to LA in an attempt to make it in the [adult] movie industry, not all of them make it, but they plant their roots in the area, and marry one another producing attractive kids.

I am in total agreement with you if that is what you meant.

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I went to a college for a year that had what was considered the best girls in the Midwest, lived in a city with hot girls from the South, and spent a few years in NYC. I've never actually lived in the South but will agree that the South does generate the hottest girls.

-They try harder. Well off girls from the South don't leave the house unless their hair/make-up clothes are perfect. -It's hot outside, people will notice if you are fat because you aren't hiding under clothes. -The social pressure to get married. "Sweetheart, put the mashed potatoes down or else a man will never be able to put a ring on that finger." -The lack of feminism that runs rampant in the Northeast. Southern girls don't burn their bras, fail to shave their legs, get short hair cuts etc.

NY does have the .01% type girls but realistically unless you are a billionaire or professional athlete you aren't going to have a shot at them.

 

"Girls" being the keyword. Once most southern girls become adults, they get fat. Hence, states like Kansas, Oklahoma, Michigan, etc. have some of the best looking "adult" women. Kansas and Michigan, from personal experience, are MILFtastic places.

 

Need more pictures in this thread. jk

For someone who has some relatives in the south and have visited numerous times over the years. I will have to agree the girls there are amazing. The "Southern belles" are especially hot in HS (not pedofile, I was also in HS at the time) and College. After that they seem to decline rapidly. =(

 
jsllc:

Need more pictures in this thread. jk

For someone who has some relatives in the south and have visited numerous times over the years. I will have to agree the girls there are amazing. The "Southern belles" are especially hot in HS (not pedofile, I was also in HS at the time) and College. After that they seem to decline rapidly. =(

This. Metabolism is a southern girl's worst enemy.

 

Too much Coke maybe.

"It's very easy to have too many goals and be overwhelmed by them... The trick is to find the one thing you can focus on that represents every other single thing you want in life." -- @"Edmundo Braverman"
 
jsllc:

Need more pictures in this thread. jk

For someone who has some relatives in the south and have visited numerous times over the years. I will have to agree the girls there are amazing. The "Southern belles" are especially hot in HS (not pedofile, I was also in HS at the time) and College. After that they seem to decline rapidly. =(

Thanks you make me feel better about not carpetbagging to the south.

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So you are saying women get fat as they get older? SHOCKING! There are far more fat women up north than there are down south. It's not even a close percentage.

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I think part of it has to do with the quantity and quality of make up they wear.

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@"happypantsmcgee" do you have any opinions regarding the southern hemisphere.

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