Would you take this job?

Job is you get kicked in the balls everyday for 16 hrs a day, but they reheal every night magically so there will not be long term damage. If you are guaranteed $15 million a year to do this would you accept?

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theres some dude that got trained to take massive kicks to the balls and is in a guinness book of records. I can't think of a name, but you can find a video of him getting racked so badly, his feet lifted off the ground.

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Severus:
1) What is the culture like? 2) Are non-targets considered for this job? 3) What are the feasible exit ops? You mentioned PE, but what about HF/VC. Top bschool? 4) What is the top group/groups? 5) What is the business card like?

Terrible what did you expect?, no, guaranteed HBS and stanford and partner at any pe or hf if you stay 2 years, steel toe or cleats, thick and classy

 

Are you able to have sex or even jerk off?

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GoodBread:
heister:
Why not just tape your balls to the inside of your thighs and that way the kick will miss.

Your balls must be pretty small.

Tape yours to the inside of your knees!

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