You should get an email asking you for your user name and then, after you reply, they will be credited to your account

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happypantsmcgee:
You should get an email asking you for your user name and then, after you reply, they will be credited to your account

Thanks! A banana for you, as soon as the stock ships :)

More is good, all is better
 
rufiolove:
lol... it is instant if you don't pay for them... you get 5 per invite, for use immediately... nice work...

Ah, I thought an invite would have to get accepted... I'll go spam my friends now

More is good, all is better
 

By paying them you support WSO, which is a great resource and free to use if you don't want to pay for it.

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INFLATE THE ECONOMY! I will be honest I think either people are being extremely stingy with their WSO credits or the supply is too small. I see a lot of posts that should have several SB awarded but that cant be done w/o the wso credits. INFLATE THE ECONOMY!

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trade4size:
INFLATE THE ECONOMY! I will be honest I think either people are being extremely stingy with their WSO credits or the supply is too small. I see a lot of posts that should have several SB awarded but that cant be done w/o the wso credits. INFLATE THE ECONOMY!

That's right! The economy in America is built on consumption and if you are a patriot and love this country - you will go out and buy stuff. F everyone who says we don't need more than one TV per household. another SB for you

More is good, all is better
 

Have you checked the WSO credit numbers---on the same page as the overall banana point numbers (change the setting at the top). The big boys are sitting on thousands of nukes...I mean bananas.

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We have been conducting significant open market operations to try and inject more liquidity into the system. For some reason, even though we are giving out 50 free WSO Credits every day to a user that has a particularly worthy comment / thread, The Central Troop here at WSO is still more concerned with deflation (like the BBs hording all the free money they've been given).

This is still after we gave many of the top users 100s of additional credits - for some reason, they don't realize that we are not on a fractional reserve system, so there are no limits. Start rewarding more SBs and throwing more shit please - STOP SAVING, you're fucking up our need for bananaflation.

We may have to fall back on our QE2 plan if spending doesn't increase....I dont even know what that means and this analogy has gone way too far...

 
WallStreetOasis.com:
We have been conducting significant open market operations to try and inject more liquidity into the system. For some reason, even though we are giving out 50 free WSO Credits every day to a user that has a particularly worthy comment / thread, The Central Troop here at WSO is still more concerned with deflation (like the BBs hording all the free money they've been given).

This is still after we gave many of the top users 100s of additional credits - for some reason, they don't realize that we are not on a fractional reserve system, so there are no limits. Start rewarding more SBs and throwing more shit please - STOP SAVING, you're fucking up our need for bananaflation.

We may have to fall back on our QE2 plan if spending doesn't increase....I dont even know what that means and this analogy has gone way too far...

If I had the credits, I would give you an SB for your stimulus analogy.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Most of your banana stimulus is focused on the wealthy who already have many credits, you need to extend jobless benefits (free credits for everyone) in order to stimulate the banana economy. Let the chimps have a few more free credits and the shit let fly will blot out the sun

 
Magua:
Most of your banana stimulus is focused on the wealthy who already have many credits, you need to extend jobless benefits (free credits for everyone) in order to stimulate the banana economy. Let the chimps have a few more free credits and the shit let fly will blot out the sun

Your populist agenda has no place here sir. It's the top users who work the hardest and contribute the most to this great site. Increase their liquidity and you'll see the banana points trickle down as the newer users who are hard working and worthy of SBs will receive them and gain the necessary banana points to become higher ranking users.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 
Nouveau Richie:
Magua:
Most of your banana stimulus is focused on the wealthy who already have many credits, you need to extend jobless benefits (free credits for everyone) in order to stimulate the banana economy. Let the chimps have a few more free credits and the shit let fly will blot out the sun

Your populist agenda has no place here sir. It's the top users who work the hardest and contribute the most to this great site. Increase their liquidity and you'll see the banana points trickle down as the newer users who are hard working and worthy of SBs will receive them and gain the necessary banana points to become higher ranking users.

Here we come upon the difference between credits and bananas though, upon receiving an SB, a user cannot stimulate the banana economy further, the trickle down continues to be the lower class suckling on the teat of the biggest producers, unable to pass on this fruit based wealth to others who have helped them. Also we need to get chimps buying credits and handing out bananas to create a more sustainable banana economic model. Argonaut, how long did it take yours to show up? I just bought some and now I need to spend!

 

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