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You know it's intern season when...
 

blastoise's picture
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 on 7/6/12 at 10:30pm
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You know it's intern season when...

- Someone sends you an email and it has your first name followed with a comma
- Someone sends you an email and it has your first name behind a Mr/Mrs.
- Someone sends you an email and they hit reply all.
- Someone locks their keys in the car (lol)
- Someone sends an excel spread sheet out and highlight whole shet before filtering the last name collem and now every ones last name is wrong
- Someone forgets to change the subject line of a template email before sending it.
- Someone asks you what would you like in your cofee
- Someone is always missing because the have to go to weekly intern speaker things
- Someone dosen't know how to set up VPN despite being told to make sure it works before coming back to work the next day
- Someone dosen't know the difference between their and there in emails sent to people
- Someone makes the mistake of listing there office phone number in their signature and all of a sudden people call you when they have issues
- When the person who sent you an email has no clue what they are takling about when you call them
- Someone runs in to the damn cofee table or w/e the hell that thing is in the middle the flipping hall way
- Someone keeps posting garbage content on the first page of this website

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blastoise's picture

- Some on goes into womens

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 on 7/6/12 at 12:40pm

- Some on goes into womens restroom b/c it's right next to the stairwell

Disincentivy's picture

I hope to god your "there

VC
(Gorilla, 713
 
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 on 7/6/12 at 12:46pm

I hope to god your "there office" comment is intentional.

To add to your list:
1- Someone calls you at 1:30 AM because they are stuck on a technical detail
2- Someone lies about their age
3- Someone sends emails missing attachments
4- Someone panics when you make a compliance joke
5- Someone is too scared to make eye contact with anyone above associate level
6- Someone thinks they are a player

I may not be on the Jedi Council, but I sure am great with the Force.

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Febreeze's picture

+1 learned so much about

(King Kong, 1,151
 
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 on 7/6/12 at 12:47pm

+1

learned so much about Obama in this thread.

RIP WSO Chat.

Disincentivy's picture

blastoise: - Some on goes

VC
(Gorilla, 713
 
Points)
 on 7/6/12 at 12:47pm
blastoise:

- Some on goes into womens restroom b/c it's right next to the stairwell

Hey now, it happens to all of us that we accidentally go into the wrong gender restroom. Those long hours and rushed corrections take a toll on you.

I may not be on the Jedi Council, but I sure am great with the Force.

See my WSO blog posts

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Disincentivy: I hope to god

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 on 7/6/12 at 12:48pm
Disincentivy:

I hope to god your "there office" comment is intentional.

To add to your list:

3- Someone sends emails missing attachments - Did this LOL

5- Someone is too scared to make eye contact with anyone above associate level -- All my interactions are with managers, VPs and directors so not a problem for moi

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Disincentivy: blastoise: -

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 on 7/6/12 at 12:50pm
Disincentivy:
blastoise:

- Some on goes into womens restroom b/c it's right next to the stairwell

Hey now, it happens to all of us that we accidentally go into the wrong gender restroom. Those long hours and rushed corrections take a toll on you.

We have key cards to open every door and bathrooms require key card, so I didn't get to explore the place of gossip, but almost!

WSOusername's picture

redacted, lol

 
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 on 7/6/12 at 1:44pm

redacted, lol

GBS

Johnny Ringo's picture

Turtle Bay and Tin Lizzies in

HF
 
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 on 7/6/12 at 1:46pm

Turtle Bay and Tin Lizzies in NYC is packed every day at 5pm

Eventus stultorum magister.

blastoise's picture

GoldmanBallSachs: redacted,

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 on 7/6/12 at 1:48pm
GoldmanBallSachs:

redacted, lol

he basically said he pewped in girls bath room bc it's cleaner lol

Disincentivy's picture

blastoise: GoldmanBallSachs

VC
(Gorilla, 713
 
Points)
 on 7/6/12 at 1:53pm
blastoise:
GoldmanBallSachs:

redacted, lol

he basically said he pewped in girls bath room bc it's cleaner lol

True. I saw that

I may not be on the Jedi Council, but I sure am great with the Force.

See my WSO blog posts

WSOusername's picture

Oldest play in the book, dont

 
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 on 7/6/12 at 1:58pm

Oldest play in the book, dont hate. lmao

GBS

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blastoise: You know it's

IB
(King Kong, 1,236
 
Points)
 on 7/6/12 at 2:39pm
blastoise:

You know it's intern season when...

- Some one dosen't know the difference between their and there in emails sent to people
- Some one makes the mistake of listing there office phone number

wot

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

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- when people look happy

HF
(Neanderthal, 2,459
 
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 on 7/6/12 at 2:39pm

- when people look happy going to work.

Redroom's picture

Reading this was not only a

IB
 
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 on 7/6/12 at 2:49pm

Reading this was not only a waste of time, but it was a pain to read. You're bashing on interns for being stupid, yet you have over 30+ grammatical/spelling errors.

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Redroom: Reading this was not

CO
 
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 on 7/6/12 at 2:54pm
Redroom:

Reading this was not only a waste of time, but it was a pain to read. You're bashing on interns for being stupid, yet you have over 30+ grammatical/spelling errors.

You must be new here - please make sure you use the correct bathroom.

blastoise's picture

im the intern im describing

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 on 7/6/12 at 3:43pm
blastoise's picture

why you correct my typos now

O
 
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 on 7/6/12 at 3:57pm
Voltaire X's picture

- Some one dosen't know how

ST
 
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 on 7/6/12 at 4:16pm
obscenity's picture

blastoise: You know it's

 
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 on 7/6/12 at 9:22pm
dabears432's picture

What's the problem with first

IB
(Baboon, 108
 
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 on 7/6/12 at 10:16pm
chicandtoughness's picture

dabears432: What's the

CS
 
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 on 7/6/12 at 10:35pm

"Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."
Currently: quantitative marketing/business development
Previously: management consulting, investment banking

blastoise's picture

obscenity: blastoise: You

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 on 7/6/12 at 10:34pm
UFOinsider's picture

blastoise: obscenity: bla

O
(Human, 10,349
 
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 on 7/6/12 at 11:05pm

YOU JUST GOT TROLLED
http://www.troll.me/images/red-foreman322/dont-you...

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blastoise: - Someone dosen't

(Monkey, 40
 
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 on 7/7/12 at 12:47am
Renegade2165's picture

when you meet interns at

(Monkey, 42
 
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 on 7/7/12 at 2:59am

SSK

OMS's picture

- when you get caught

PE
(King Kong, 1,886
 
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 on 7/7/12 at 3:08am
Disincentivy's picture

dabears432: What's the

VC
(Gorilla, 713
 
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 on 7/7/12 at 10:29am

I may not be on the Jedi Council, but I sure am great with the Force.

See my WSO blog posts

Futures Trader Man's picture

Hahahaha this was pretty

IB
(Orangutan, 302
 
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 on 7/7/12 at 9:11pm

"Well, you know, I was a human being before I became a businessman." -- George Soros

Futures Trader Man's picture

Disincentivy: dabears432: W

IB
(Orangutan, 302
 
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 on 7/7/12 at 9:13pm

"Well, you know, I was a human being before I became a businessman." -- George Soros

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Futures Trader

O
(Human, 10,349
 
Points)
 on 7/7/12 at 10:11pm

YOU JUST GOT TROLLED
http://www.troll.me/images/red-foreman322/dont-you...

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Haha regards.

AM
(Neanderthal, 3,604
 
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 on 7/8/12 at 3:59am

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when you overhear someone

ST
(Monkey, 37
 
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 on 7/8/12 at 7:55am
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Looks like your intern wrote

PE
(Monkey, 51
 
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 on 7/9/12 at 2:02pm

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