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How to go from Canada to the US?

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by TryingtoTransition User's RSS Feed (Chimp, 4 Banana Points Points) on 3/20/10 at 3:01pm
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It was only in my fourth year of university that I decided to pursue investment banking. Luckily, I was able to land a position at a large Canadian bank in Toronto and will be starting there in a few months. I was and am ecstatic about securing the job, but I very much want to be in New York (for professional and personal reasons). I've browsed through the forums over the last few days and understand the importance of networking, especially for Canadian students trying to get into New York. Had I known that I wanted to do banking junior year, with a bit of luck and some hard work I think I could have landed a job there. However, as I am starting as a first year analyst soon, I don't exactly know how to go about trying to transition. This is where I was hoping to get some advice...

1. How should I go about approaching the networking? What kind of initial questions would I be asking? When should I start?

2. When do analysts usually lateral over? 6 months? 1 year? Should I wait until I have deal experience to apply?

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Thought you guys would get a kick out of this over the weekend. Timing truly is everything. British bus driver Kevin Halstead just won the lottery. That in and of itself is pretty amazing; I don't know what bus drivers make, but I'm guessing it's a lot less than the $3.3 million he won. But what makes this story even better is when he won the lottery.

In a great cosmic F-U to ex-wives the world over, Kevin Halstead won the lottery the day after his divorce was finalized. If his divorce had taken one day longer, he'd have had to fork over $1.6 million to his ex. Now she gets nothing. Utterly fucking heartwarming.

He's obviously not a bright guy, however, because he already has a new girlfriend. He'll no doubt sprint down the aisle again, and lose it all. But it's cool for right now.

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'Business' in China: Anecdotes

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by ibhopeful532 User's RSS Feed (Senior Orangutan, 399 Banana Points Points) on 3/19/10 at 6:37am
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Hi all,

As you know, a while back there were many discussions pertaining to working in Asia. Specifically, a lot of discussions centered around the perception that the rising "Dragon" that is China would soon become the dominant economic force in the world. And then there were the talks of China being the so-called "land of honey and milk". Will this be the case? I don't have a crystal ball. But I want to share an experience I've had during my stay in Beijing for the past several months that lead me to strong believe that the United States won't be displaced from its hegemonic grip on the world anytime soon.

I recently went to a chain dry-cleaning store in Beijing to get my Brooks Brothers suit ready for a presentation I had later that week. I was initially reluctant- but the store looked like any dry-cleaning laundromat littering the states. I asked them to be extremely delicate with it, and was assured that it would be taken care of. Can you guess what happens next?

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How To Pull a Lehman

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by Edmundo Braverman User's RSS Feed Certified User (Neanderthal, 2952 Banana Points Points) on 3/19/10 at 4:11am
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Well, it looks like Lehman Brothers is on its way to being forever memorialized in verb form, thanks to last week's report. I suspect "Pulling a Lehman" is going to be right up there with "Pulling a Chiang" and getting "Munsoned". The truly heroic extents to which the firm went in order to misrepresent their true financial condition will soon be the stuff of legend.

To that end, I found this amusing article: "Top 10 Ways to Pull a Lehman". I know the author wasn't intending the article to be humorous, and people are right to be outraged by Lehman's obfuscation, but the fact is that no one will ever see the inside of a prison cell over this one.

Which brings me to my question. It seems the only time a firm gets caught doing something really sinister and stupid is when it blows up in their face and takes the firm down. I'm speaking specifically about the Repo 105 shell game Lehman was playing. It stands to reason that someone in the firm would have stood up and said, "Hey, wait a minute. This is bullshit." In fact, someone did. His name is Matt Lee and Lehman fired him for raising the bullshit flag.

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Bernie Gets a Faceful of Justice

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by DoctorEvil User's RSS Feed Certified User (Baboon, 165 Banana Points Points) on 3/18/10 at 4:58am
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In perhaps the most unsurprising news since Tiger's decision to return for the Masters, Lenny Dykstra losing all of his money to late night infomercials, or Cramer getting investigated by the SEC, The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Bern-alicious got his nose broke and face re-arranged by another inmate in the slammer.

Apparently Bernie refused to acknowledge the inmate's invitations to his Gun Show, and thus, was promptly made a bitch. "Ese got out of pocket, so we decided to give him a little tune-up," Mo The Mallet told reporters, "took him out to the yard, did the Watusi on his grill. Dude is lucky he didn't get the shank."

According to reports, Madoff -- a.k.a. Prisoner #61727-054 -- has been trying to gather a prison posse "to repay his assailants" for weeks. Bern-man apparently promised his cohorts some of Steven Spielberg's money and a couple of backrubs if they would take up his cause. So far, no luck.

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Menial Work?

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by ElijahPrice User's RSS Feed (Monkey, 64 Banana Points Points) on 3/18/10 at 2:18am
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I graduated from a top-25 school (extremely quant heavy) in 2008 and now work in MO (Business Management) for a MM firm.

I started my current position 3 weeks ago, and it seems like everything I do is very boring and monotonous. I am constantly depressed, thinking "I didn't need to shell out massive amounts of money, go 5-figures in debt, and bust my ass, double majoring for a 3.5 GPA while starting my own business and working 20 hours a week to be doing this". By doing this job, I really feel that I wasted time and money going to college, and a top-25 school as well. Nothing that I do on the job, did I need to go to college for. Even one of the co-workers on my team didn't go to college - she started straight from High School. Seriously, I feel like I am wasting my talent. It is even more depressing when I found out that someone who slacked off at my high school and attended a 3rd tier college landed a FO gig at Goldman because he's related to an MD...

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Could You Unplug for 24 Hours?

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by Edmundo Braverman User's RSS Feed Certified User (Neanderthal, 2952 Banana Points Points) on 3/17/10 at 6:05pm
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A friend of mine tipped me off to this curious "movement", and it made me wonder if I could make it 24 hours without technology. I'm speaking of the Sabbath Manifesto, encouraging people to unplug their computers, shut off their cell phones and blackberries, no Facebook, Twitter, or any Internet sites, for 24 hours. It's an intriguing thought, but I wonder if it is even possible in IB. The assigned time frame is sunset on Friday March 19 until sunset on Saturday March 20.

When I first entered the work force, computers were something you used to play video games and hire prostitutes (yes, in the early days of dial-up and Compuserve, hookers were web pioneers). Cell phones came later, and you had to carry a battery pack in a satchel that made you look like an extra from Saving Private Ryan. They put out about 10 megawatts of power, and you kept conversations short both because it cost about $5 a minute and you could actually feel a brain tumor forming after 15 seconds.

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Do I stay or do I just not show up for work?

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by krazyk User's RSS Feed (Senior Chimp, 23 Banana Points Points) on 3/17/10 at 12:41pm
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Ok, so I started work about a month ago at one of the largest asset mgmt/mutual fund companies in the US. I went through a 5-week training program to be a customer service rep at one of their regional call centers. Duties consist of providing balances for brokerage accounts and getting yelled at by 80-year olds for various reasons. My official title is "Financial Representative" and all through interview and training, upper management was touting how we (20 trainees) were coming in at a great time, that there was tremendous opportunity for professional growth.

The reason why I took this position was due to my thinking that I could eventually move into their equity research group or capital markets group. After five weeks there, I could see through all the BS and figure out that such a gigantic move is near impossible - they did say they knew of people going into asset management but only to do sh*t like compliance - not any of the fun stuff like research/trading. But even that is few and far between. We customer service reps get paid sh*t and basically get moved into other "higher-up" groups such as servicing private clients. It is ALL customer service from here on out.

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Due to a lean team combined with an awesome deal flow (currently 8 IPO’s in the pipeline), they need to increase their bandwidth, and thus are adding two Associates to their team.

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Christopher "Destroyer of Worlds" Dodd

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by GutShot User's RSS Feed (Baboon, 124 Banana Points Points) on 3/17/10 at 1:41am
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Is this crap going to pass?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/15/AR201003...

6 key points of the financial regulation legislation

1 A Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, housed inside the Federal Reserve, would write and enforce rules protecting borrowers from abuse by lenders.

WHAT IT MEANS: The location of the agency is a nod to Republicans and conservative Democrats who oppose the creation of a free-standing consumer agency, but everything else about this proposal is designed to please liberals, giving the consumer agency sweeping powers and imposing few checks on that

authority.

2 A Financial Stability Oversight Council, chaired by the Treasury secretary, would coordinate federal efforts to identify and manage risks to the financial system and the broader economy.

What it means: Dodd wanted to give the council broad responsibility for policing systemic risks. After massive administration pressure, he agreed instead to give much of that power to the Fed. The oversight council will instead function essentially as the Fed's board of directors on regulatory issues, signing

off on its decisions.

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Trader Documentary - Paul Tudor Jones (Must See)

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by Gekko21 User's RSS Feed (Baboon, 108 Banana Points Points) on 3/16/10 at 8:51pm
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Below is a link to the Paul Tudor Jones documentary video that shows him predicting the 1987 Crash (he tripled his money during it). This is a must see for any trader and shows the legendary trader in action before he became a billionaire.

Although the video was shown on public television in November 1987, very few copies exist. Those that do are hoarded by traders who watch the hourlong movie in the hope of gleaning possible trading tips from Jones. On the Internet, bids for the video start at $295. According to Michael Glyn, the video’s director, Jones requested in the 1990s that the documentary be removed from circulation.

The video surfaced briefly on YouTube at the end of July 2009, before being taken down due to alleged copyright violation.[1] Jones' firm currently manages $17.7 billion (as of June 1, 2007). Their investment capabilities are broad and diverse, including global macro trading, fundamental equity investing in the U.S. and Europe, emerging markets, venture capital, commodities, event driven strategies and technical trading systems."

http://www.zshare.net/video/63460181316d3cc8/http://www.zshare.net/video...

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HR Doesn't Know How to Read = Ruined My Life

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by WowIAmScrewed User's RSS Feed (Senior Chimp, 16 Banana Points Points) on 3/16/10 at 4:35pm
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Accepted an SA offer from a top BB for Tokyo office. Everything was dandy until background check, I was asked for an official transcript. I did not lie about my cumulative gpa.

I dont know if the transcript for my school (US) is typical. They way my school does it is that it categorizes by semester in chronological order and list courses + gpa for that term. At the very end of the transcript it shows the cumulative gpa.

My transcript is two pages. The first page lists my coursework and gpa for Fall 2007, Winter 2008 and the second page list my coursework and gpa for Fall 2008, Winter 2009, Fall 2009, and my current course work, and at the very end of the second page were two lines listing my cumulative gpa (which is exactly what I list on my resume).

I had really crappy gpa my freshman year (3.03 and 2.97) and I have been getting 4.0s every since so my cumulative gpa is up to 3.65.

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How to get Respect...

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by rodneymullen User's RSS Feed (Senior Baboon, 186 Banana Points Points) on 3/16/10 at 1:25pm
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Bankers are among the smartest people in the world, though so easily manipulated. Why is it that as soon as graduates enter banking, they suddenly feel so inadequate that they change everything about themselves. We are meant to be the movers and the shakers of the developed world, yet a vast majority of us are so easily manipulated that we will do anything if someone calls it prestigious.

I used to judge people on what they did; I respected bankers just for being bankers, I respected barristers for being barristers, and so on. I attatched value and respect to prestige. Prestige is nothing more than the value system and dogma of other people. After sitting on this website, hearing countless analysts bitch and moan about how their job, after sitting in my IBD office and seeing 75% of the people miserable and lifeless, I have come to realise why I respect people.

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