How to stop GF from being abusive

The problem is that she's a 9/10 or a 10/10, but she's really abusive. She tries to pants me in public, and she tries to HJ me while I'm driving. She seems to think it's a funny game to try the most obscene things in public just to prove she can get away with it.

 

this is abusive how?

Are you guys new to the relationship? Because it'll wear off if you are. Until then, just deal with it and take your 9 or 10 home.

make it hard to spot the general by working like a soldier
 

I don't normally say this but...stop being such a puss.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

How old is your GF? Horseplay & foreplay are all good, but sounds like she doesn't know when to quit?

All the world's indeed a stage, And we are merely players, Performers and portrayers, Each another's audience, Outside the gilded cage - Limelight (1981)
 

19? Ok, so we're talking PYT here. She's gonna have to learn the hard way, whether it's in a traffic accident from that HJ or you can turn the tide & embarrass/spank her up a little bit. Personally, I'd prefer you went with the latter option. If you can't do it, then txjustin kindly volunteered to help out.

All the world's indeed a stage, And we are merely players, Performers and portrayers, Each another's audience, Outside the gilded cage - Limelight (1981)
 

I can't believe you guys are actually entertaining him. This is the most obvious humble brag I've ever seen, so much so that it isn't even humble.

"Herp derp guise, my girl is hawt and likes to have secks, what do I do???" Come on now.

in it 2 win it
 

@Kassad

Come on man. We're all trying to play a little Dr. Phil here. Chime in!

All the world's indeed a stage, And we are merely players, Performers and portrayers, Each another's audience, Outside the gilded cage - Limelight (1981)
 

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