sadness
What method do you plan to use to kill yourself when you don't get an I-banking job?
Lets be honest..the market stinks. Nearly every BB is doing almost no hiring outside their SA class. And if they do, they will probably just be cross-hires from other summer analysts.
For many of you, you have wasted 21 years of your life working hard for a dream that will never be true. You could've been a doctor, engineer, lawyer, architect, or w/e and made good money...but you chose business. Now you will never have the opportunity to use a vast sum of money by working 80+ hours a week to get hot women to pretend to like you.....
Since your lives are now a complete waste, and you will be a lonely middle class individual your whole life...what method do you plan to use to off your miserable existence from this world.....
Will it be violent, or clean? Will you go out with a bang, or silently into the night?


