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Finally, some good news out of the credit crisis. Playboy is capitalizing on Wall Street's current *ahem* popularity with a "Women of Wall Street" spread planned for its February 2009 issue.

No wannabes please. According to this article in reuters, playboy is only looking for girls who currently work for or have recently worked for a financial institution. They're not looking for HR either. "It would be more interesting to have someone who's a financial analyst," says playboy photo editor Gary Cole.

So, if any of you recently laid off (or just bored)
banker/trader chicks want to engage in some naked risk taking, www.playboy.com/wallstreet.

Who the fuck uses a dental dam?!?!

ps, i just learned u can make one out of a regular condom