A lighthearted sexual aside

I attend Oxford by way of Columbia.
I fancy elegance and refinement; I hold dear beauty and charm and all that is exquisite in life, for I am a gentleman and a man of letters. I ask that my ensuing prose be pardoned, for I am afraid the subsequent is an aberration.

I got laid in Paris this weekend. The chick was amazing - 5'5", upright C cups, tiny waist, olive skin, dark brown hair, dark blue eyes, perfect feet, very tight ass, symmetrical face (high cheekbones, perfect lips, perfect nose), English, French, Spanish fluency, lives in Paris, summers in Marbella. -such a lady in public yet such a freak in bed. -loves James Bond type guys who look good in a suit, know how to speak well, are classically handsome, who enjoy fine things, yet are not afraid to be get bloodied to make things happen.