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I F@#$%^ up my lunch run, help me fix the damage!They're not seriously upset but it gives them an opportunity to fuck with the new kid. Tell one of the guys..."Hey Jim, if you really want a narrow 2-inch bone in your chicken ask Rob to tape a couple to his d*(... 1 year 3 months
Making the Transition from Associate to Vice...this is actually very, very good advice. Be a human being, have a plan, have real ideas. The weaving analogy was great. Doing things for people without expecting things in return often gets you paid back more than you were hoping. 1 year 6 months
7 Habits of Highly Effective CFA Candidates ha, no man I meant round trip it's ~25 minutes on the express each way right so I would get about 15 minutes in each way, but yeah occasionally the express wasn't working, love the MTA 1 year 7 months
7 Habits of Highly Effective CFA Candidates flash cards, preferably ones you make yourself, are great. I was sure to get in ~30-45 minutes/day on the subway from 86th street to Wall St. and back every day. 1 year 7 months
Who Taught You Math???i get all the coins, but why is it called a nickel? 1 year 9 months
Non traditional investments Q and Agreat thread, there's so much to learn in reading this post but the two things that really stand out are FAMILY and your discipline and commitment to do something with what you got (ok a little luck with the mineral rights but hey). 1 year 10 months
Cold Hard GMAT: Are You Too Stupid to Hit 760?you guys haven't seen the article about one of the keys to happiness being Not Endlessly Defending Your Position (beyond a certain point anyway) or as someone once more poetically noted...Don't waste your breath to save your face when you have done your best 1 year 10 months
Man Facing 13 Years for Anti-Bank...Graffiti?scared yet?... get used to it. 1 year 11 months
Repayment of sign on bonus?Read your contracts carefully ladies and gentlemen and let this be a lesson. Employment contracts are NOT boiler plate and can and should be negotiated line by line. In this particular case if the language seems unclear you can ask the new employer if they will cover it, often times they will (... 1 year 11 months
Should You Learn Mandarin? Probably Not.Are Chinese kids smarter because they have to learn what i presume is basically a 3,000 letter "alphabet" made up of 100's of thousands of slash marks? 1 year 11 months