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You're so right dude, those losers couldn't get...You're so right dude, those losers couldn't get finance or consulting jobs so they were forced into law school. How are they ever going to put food on the table??? At least they didn't have to suffer the indignity of going to med school and becoming surgeons or something... then they'd really be... 2 weeks 2 days
Warm shower, bong rip, jerk off, pass out. Warm shower, bong rip, jerk off, pass out. 2 weeks 4 days
I would personally take the startup job. You...I would personally take the startup job. You could land similar internship offers down the road if the startup tanks, but you might not ever get another chance to take a job with an equity stake. And regardless of how the startup ends up you still get good experience for potential tech/VC jobs in... 3 weeks 2 days
Isn't Houlihan Lokey headquartered in LA? My...Isn't Houlihan Lokey headquartered in LA? My buddy interned there in the LA office and loved it. Ultimately joined HL full-time in NYC to have more options for a buy-side exit but if your goal is to lateral in LA I would imagine they might have the most opportunity. 3 weeks 4 days
If you want to work in Chi, do NW. If you want to...If you want to work in Chi, do NW. If you want to work in NYC, do Cornell. Don't do NYU either way... worse school and more expensive than both other options. 1 month 1 week
Tons of people enter into marriages with a...Tons of people enter into marriages with a partner only in it for the money. You think Melania Trump is married to Don because of his boyish good looks? That's one example among millions in America alone. 1 month 1 week
Just an anecdotal example, but my girlfriend...Just an anecdotal example, but my girlfriend works for a tech firm here in Chicago and she said their entire finance department is built of ex-banking guys who got burnt out after 4-5 years. And the few people that aren't ex-bankers are either ex-accountants or ex-ER guys who were focused on the... 1 month 2 weeks
Job posting through OCR. For some reason the...Job posting through OCR. For some reason the online application never asked me to confirm my GPA (this changed the year after) and I submitted a resume without a GPA. 2 months 1 week
When I got hired as an analyst (different firm) 3...When I got hired as an analyst (different firm) 3 years ago I left my GPA off my resume throughout the recruiting process and it never came up. When I started full-time I gave them a transcript saying my GPA was a 2.8 and nothing ever came from it. As mentioned above, if they didn't ask it's most... 2 months 1 week
I doubt many people have an issue with the guy...I doubt many people have an issue with the guy trying to add some humor to the interns' summer. But he is a fucktard for using this dumb try-hard email as the way to do it. I'm sure the Brown Women's Studies major diversity hire in the intern pool at Barclays has a different sense of humor than the... 2 months 3 weeks