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"Haven't they been saying this shit all summer? I..."Haven't they been saying this shit all summer? I mean what bubble are they talking about? Oh shit, no one's issuing any more debt and the existing shits going to be traded 10 bps of treasuries!!!!! Correct if I'm wrong here." Yes this is very wrong. Quite the opposite, EVERYONE is issuing... 5 years 4 months
I usually tell girls I'm a walrusI usually tell girls I'm a walrus 5 years 11 months
Because bankers are stupid, and you are smart for...Because bankers are stupid, and you are smart for having realized the discrepancy between the two professions. 6 years 6 months
Yeah it's difficult. As a freshman, just focus...Yeah it's difficult. As a freshman, just focus on getting whatever finance-related internship you can, and cast a wide net. Also, try to enjoy college as much as possible. 6 years 6 months
maybe your boss doesn't like you.maybe your boss doesn't like you. 6 years 6 months
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mr. jackdaniels, I believe that is in fact a...mr. jackdaniels, I believe that is in fact a picture of fictional character Sub-Zero, known primarily for his abilities to manipulate ice. little evidence would suggest that he and banker88 are in actuality one and the same. also, there is a mask that seems to conceal his facial appearance.... 6 years 6 months
I only keep monopoly money in a money clip so...I only keep monopoly money in a money clip so people think I'm crazy. Don't ask what the end game for this strategy is. 6 years 6 months
I wonder if she's gonna sue her lawyer for her...I wonder if she's gonna sue her lawyer for her legal fees when she loses? 6 years 6 months
jackdaniels: i would give my left nut to be the...[quote=jackdaniels]i would give my left nut to be the security guard there. [/quote] Ha, I already am a security guard there. In fact, I'm two. 6 years 6 months
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