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Trade Model(s) for SA Resume FeedbackHave a younger cousin in his jr at school. He's looking to try to make a run at getting into banking, asked if I'd look over his resume doc. His res. is pretty much soup sandwich aside from having a pretty decent GPA, and I honestly couldn't come up with anything for him other than reformatting... 3 months 2 days
JPM Tech Banking Analyst Nabbed by Fed'sLooks like some JPM tech coverage monkey's in SF were playing fast and loose with their data room privileges. This one's gotta be a first for stupid analyst fuck-ups, what a bunch of retards... [quote]Ex-J.P. Morgan Securities Analyst Charged With Insider Trading: A former J.P. Morgan... 5 months 3 days
Hedge Fund Bottoms Up / Valuation Modelsbleh 5 months 3 weeks
Equity Research Model RequestLooking for research analyst model (ie the giant one's the analyst sends to clients) for a particular large integrated energy company. If anyone's willing to do some horse trading model wise, I've got a pretty big IBD / PE library would be willing swap for. PM if you're keen to do so. Thanks 12 months 4 days
Failed 144A OfferingsDoes anyone know a public(ish) source that discloses 144A offerings that never launched / failed? Other than public company filings (not sure I've ever seen that disclosed, but whatever). Thanks 1 year 6 months
Training the Street ModelsSeeing if anyone still has their completed Training the Street models from the 5-day course they'd be willing to send? Will be happy to swap for one or set of my models, all of which are from either BB ibd or private equity. Thanks. 1 year 7 months
Dating a Bartender ChickWARNING: Somewhat NSFW if monitor easily seen by peers. So there's this bartender chick that I have an in with, long story short it's overtly indicative she want's String's D (actually verified, because we hooked up the first evening we hung out without hardly any badgering from me, which is... 2 years 9 months
FP&A Budgeting Model Hey, anyone have an FP... 2 years 10 months
Thinking about quitting? Read thisMod note: This comment was originally posted in Quitting Investment Banking and thought it deserved to be re-posted again. Enjoy! Click here to see more top rated comments. It really blows my mind the griping that people do about banking as an analyst. How hard have we worked to get these... 2 years 10 months
Texas Railroad Commission O&G Production #...This a big time long shot. But any O... 2 years 11 months


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It can be worse, I shelled out $2800 for a shitty...It can be worse, I shelled out $2800 for a shitty seat at Meadowlands to see that disaster first hand. 1 week 10 hours
Carolina hangs up ~400 yd's of total offense on...Carolina hangs up ~400 yd's of total offense on this #1 ranked Broncos D? Bro, you're way off base, the stats from 2015 just don't support your prediction. Broncos Defense has allowed fewest points / game (18.5; 20.3 against top-10 defense's) and total yards / game (283) during the 2015 season.... 1 week 10 hours
How do you feel your fund is handling the tight...How do you feel your fund is handling the tight market for competitive deals right now? Appears everyone is chasing the a lot same deals in the MM space and is bidding up entry multiples. Thanks 3 weeks 2 days
Thing is about oil & gas asset's intrinsic...Thing is about oil... 1 month 3 weeks
I don't work at GSO, but I've been on a few deals...I don't work at GSO, but I've been on a few deals with the energy / oil... 1 month 3 weeks
This probably one of the best post's I've ever...This probably one of the best post's I've ever come across on this site, excellent. Really wish I had read this a few years ago, would've been helpful insight. Through the lenses of my own experience doing PE deals as an associate, I can't stress how important his 1st and 2nd suggestions are. It... 1 month 3 weeks
Just don't.Just don't. 2 months 2 weeks
monkey shit guy, go fuck yourselfmonkey shit guy, go fuck yourself 3 months 2 days
Don't think we're quite there yet on another A...Don't think we're quite there yet on another A... 3 months 2 days
I'd assume it'd be largely focused on your deal...I'd assume it'd be largely focused on your deal experience, responsibilities at your current BB and most importantly why you're looking to lateral from your current bank to theirs. 3 months 3 days
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