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JPM Tech Banking Analyst Nabbed by Fed'sLooks like some JPM tech coverage monkey's in SF were playing fast and loose with their data room privileges. This one's gotta be a first for stupid analyst fuck-ups, what a bunch of retards... [quote]Ex-J.P. Morgan Securities Analyst Charged With Insider Trading: A former J.P. Morgan... 1 month 4 days
Hedge Fund Bottoms Up / Valuation Modelsbleh 1 month 3 weeks
Equity Research Model RequestLooking for research analyst model (ie the giant one's the analyst sends to clients) for a particular large integrated energy company. If anyone's willing to do some horse trading model wise, I've got a pretty big IBD / PE library would be willing swap for. PM if you're keen to do so. Thanks 8 months 6 days
Failed 144A OfferingsDoes anyone know a public(ish) source that discloses 144A offerings that never launched / failed? Other than public company filings (not sure I've ever seen that disclosed, but whatever). Thanks 1 year 2 months
Training the Street ModelsSeeing if anyone still has their completed Training the Street models from the 5-day course they'd be willing to send? Will be happy to swap for one or set of my models, all of which are from either BB ibd or private equity. Thanks. 1 year 4 months
Dating a Bartender ChickWARNING: Somewhat NSFW if monitor easily seen by peers. So there's this bartender chick that I have an in with, long story short it's overtly indicative she want's String's D (actually verified, because we hooked up the first evening we hung out without hardly any badgering from me, which is... 2 years 5 months
FP&A Budgeting Model Hey, anyone have an FP... 2 years 6 months
Thinking about quitting? Read thisMod note: This comment was originally posted in Quitting Investment Banking and thought it deserved to be re-posted again. Enjoy! Click here to see more top rated comments. It really blows my mind the griping that people do about banking as an analyst. How hard have we worked to get these... 2 years 6 months
Texas Railroad Commission O&G Production #...This a big time long shot. But any O... 2 years 7 months
McKinsey Financial ModelsKinda bored at work and feel like my general corporate finance skillz could use a refresher. Was wondering if anyone out there has any, specifically, McKinsey financial valuation models they'd be willing to do a trade for (I have a pretty monster personel collection of models to swap from). PM me... 2 years 8 months


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This was my #smh moment of the year after reading...This was my #smh moment of the year after reading this POS article. I know the whole gun thing is pretty controversial right now, but what type of "man" knows more about how various women's shoes fit than how to handle a firearm? Give me a break NYT. 10 hours 57 min
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?? Not following you here...what's with the...?? Not following you here...what's with the hyperlink to carried interest def? 1 month 2 weeks
HBO's Silicon Valley. My favorite show on tv...HBO's Silicon Valley. My favorite show on tv right now. I also like Hard Knocks for a good wind down show. 1 month 4 weeks
Getting adequate rest / sleep, or at least a...Getting adequate rest / sleep, or at least a portion of, is critical to being on point and alert when you're on the job. Which I know all too well is easier said than done when you're working 80-90+ hrs a week and being under constant bombardment from your bosses and your blackberry. Good news... 1 month 4 weeks
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Interested in someone more knowledgeable's answer...Interested in someone more knowledgeable's answer. However, based on your example, may be a tough assumption to make off of a quick bloomberg scan. To get you're answer, would venture to guess you'll have to pull up the facilities credit agreement and read through how PIK interest is treated in the... 8 months 1 week
Doesn't look good, but, would say there may be a...Doesn't look good, but, would say there may be a slight opening to reply to him. Firstly, and I 100% get where you're coming from re: hustling to land SA interviews, but dude come on. You've got to exhibit some better sense than blasting the CEO of company a boiler plate give me a job email.... 8 months 1 week
When you say "operational" role, does this denote...When you say "operational" role, does this denote you'll be assigned to working on / with your soon to be fund's current portfolio companies (vs. deal team sourcing / executing new investments) or a middle office support role? Either way, it's tough to know exactly the professional track one... 8 months 1 week
Know a bunch of the guys there. Solid fund, know...Know a bunch of the guys there. Solid fund, know what they're good at and stay away from what they're not. Really trying to grow their energy fund and have done a couple beer related deals (which is awesome). Culture wise they go pretty hard, same as everybody, but get sense it's not as jarring... 10 months 1 week
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