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Monkey Around Forum Not Showing UpIs anyone else having this issue? When I click on that forum it just opens the header, but none of the threads show up. 5 4 years 3 weeks
We're not here to help you with homeworkIt seems like there have been a growing number of posts asking for help with homework assignments, blatantly or in some poor attempt to diguise it as curiosity. Nobody here wants to do your fucking homework, and based on the caliber of questions that have been asked you need to find a new post-... 16 4 years 1 month
Apple decides to spend some of its cashWith the possibility of a share repurchase or one-time dividend growing more and more likely, combined with the iPad 3 announcement coming on March 7, an almost definite release of the iPhone 5 in the summer, and the possibility of the iTV in the winter, how much higher is AAPL going to go? It... 6 4 years 2 months
BAML BonusesHas anyone heard what the numbers actually ended up like? This is pretty vague: http://dealbreaker.com/2012/01/bonus-watch-12-bank-of-america-2/ 6 4 years 3 months
BAML 1st Year Analyst LayoffsJust saw this: http://dealbreaker.com/2012/01/layoffs-watch-12-bank-of-america-2/ Anyone have any info on numbers or which offices? 6 4 years 3 months
What will Groupon close at?So, after LinkedIn's IPO there were tons of people saying that they called it closing around $120 before it even launched. For all of you prophets and Ms. Cleo wannabes, take a stab at what Groupon will close at today. 12 4 years 5 months
Pretty funnyOnce upon a time, in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10. And, as supply started to... 5 5 years 2 months
2011 Houston Summer Analysts/AssociatesHey everyone, I just made a group on here for 2011 Summer Analysts/Associates. Hopefully it will give the WSO faithful a chance to meet on here before we run into each other in person. Also, it might help some people find roommates or housing arrangements. Anyways, hope this provides something... 2 5 years 2 months
Thank you WSO! Landed the SA offer I wanted due...After talking to Patrick, I thought I would take this chance to thank everyone on this board that has helped me get to where I am today. Although I have only recently been able to reach up and grab the very bottom rung on this ladder, I feel that I couldn't have done it without the help from the... 14 5 years 2 months
SA Housing in HoustonI recently accepted an offer for SA in Houston and I'm trying to get ideas for housing options. I have looked at corporate housing, which seems to be at about $70/night and watched craigslist but haven't seen much there for much less. Is it standard to spend $2,000/month on rent down there during... 49 5 years 2 months

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No drug test.No drug test. 56 2 months 3 weeks
I guess I just tend to lean towards the safe side...I guess I just tend to lean towards the safe side on things like that. Plus, I think Times looks better than most other options. 117 6 months 1 week
times new roman is the business standard for a...times new roman is the business standard for a reason. Yes, there are other options that may be more appealing to you, but it may stand out in a bad way as a recruiter/analyst looks through a huge stack and it's the only one that isn't uniform. I would stick with the standard. 117 6 months 1 week
they will basically just ask you if company A is...they will basically just ask you if company A is trading at 9x and company B is trading at 6x should company A buy company B. Then they will ask if it's Accretive or dilutive. This is the most common question I came across concerning this. 165 3 years 1 week
From what I've heard, MFs are only recruiting...From what I've heard, MFs are only recruiting second years for a summer 2013 start and the recruiting that happens later in the spring will only be MM shops. 92 3 years 3 months
Very good point and nice example. Like beamer...Very good point and nice example. Like beamer said, I think you have to look at each particular company individually to figure out what makes the most sense at the time. 14 3 years 7 months
Good thread. Honestly, this is something that any...Good thread. Honestly, this is something that any intern should have a grasp on before starting the internship. 83 3 years 9 months
Abdel: Rupert Pupkin: You have to realize you...[quote=Abdel][quote=Rupert Pupkin] You have to realize you sound like an idiot, right? Go work on your Econ 1301 homework.[/quote] Well, it appears that I won the debate. I got at you with arguments and you're only come back was to insult me since you lack any valid counter-argument.... 295 3 years 9 months
If you're spending $200 every time you go out you...If you're spending $200 every time you go out you're just being an idiot. Stop trying to pretend you make more money than you do. If not, you're going to be in this situation no matter how much you make. As others have said, pregame before you go out and stop getting bottle service- that's for... 32 3 years 9 months
Please allow me to be the first one to tell you...Please allow me to be the first one to tell you cool story bro. 54 3 years 9 months
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