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Monkey Around Forum Not Showing UpIs anyone else having this issue? When I click on that forum it just opens the header, but none of the threads show up. 3 years 2 months
We're not here to help you with homeworkIt seems like there have been a growing number of posts asking for help with homework assignments, blatantly or in some poor attempt to diguise it as curiosity. Nobody here wants to do your fucking homework, and based on the caliber of questions that have been asked you need to find a new post-... 3 years 4 months
Apple decides to spend some of its cashWith the possibility of a share repurchase or one-time dividend growing more and more likely, combined with the iPad 3 announcement coming on March 7, an almost definite release of the iPhone 5 in the summer, and the possibility of the iTV in the winter, how much higher is AAPL going to go? It... 3 years 4 months
BAML BonusesHas anyone heard what the numbers actually ended up like? This is pretty vague: http://dealbreaker.com/2012/01/bonus-watch-12-bank-of-america-2/ 3 years 5 months
BAML 1st Year Analyst LayoffsJust saw this: http://dealbreaker.com/2012/01/layoffs-watch-12-bank-of-america-2/ Anyone have any info on numbers or which offices? 3 years 5 months
What will Groupon close at?So, after LinkedIn's IPO there were tons of people saying that they called it closing around $120 before it even launched. For all of you prophets and Ms. Cleo wannabes, take a stab at what Groupon will close at today. 3 years 8 months
Pretty funnyOnce upon a time, in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10. And, as supply started to... 4 years 4 months
2011 Houston Summer Analysts/AssociatesHey everyone, I just made a group on here for 2011 Summer Analysts/Associates. Hopefully it will give the WSO faithful a chance to meet on here before we run into each other in person. Also, it might help some people find roommates or housing arrangements. Anyways, hope this provides something... 4 years 4 months
Thank you WSO! Landed the SA offer I wanted due...After talking to Patrick, I thought I would take this chance to thank everyone on this board that has helped me get to where I am today. Although I have only recently been able to reach up and grab the very bottom rung on this ladder, I feel that I couldn't have done it without the help from the... 4 years 4 months
SA Housing in HoustonI recently accepted an offer for SA in Houston and I'm trying to get ideas for housing options. I have looked at corporate housing, which seems to be at about $70/night and watched craigslist but haven't seen much there for much less. Is it standard to spend $2,000/month on rent down there during... 4 years 4 months

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Private Equity MegaFund Recruiting Process -...From what I've heard, MFs are only recruiting second years for a summer 2013 start and the recruiting that happens later in the spring will only be MM shops. 2 years 5 months
Stop Using Your MouseGood thread. Honestly, this is something that any intern should have a grasp on before starting the internship. 2 years 11 months
If you tip you're an idiot[quote=Abdel][quote=Rupert Pupkin] You have to realize you sound like an idiot, right? Go work on your Econ 1301 homework.[/quote] Well, it appears that I won the debate. I got at you with arguments and you're only come back was to insult me since you lack any valid counter-argument.... 2 years 11 months
Just finished my first year of banking....If you're spending $200 every time you go out you're just being an idiot. Stop trying to pretend you make more money than you do. If not, you're going to be in this situation no matter how much you make. As others have said, pregame before you go out and stop getting bottle service- that's for... 2 years 11 months
If I took Adderall in HS I wouldve gone to an Ivy Please allow me to be the first one to tell you cool story bro. 2 years 11 months
If you tip you're an idiot[quote=Abdel] In sum, there is a tipping mafia that will break my leg if I don't tip? Seems like you're only argument for tipping is the fear that the server will do something to your food. If he spits in your food = lawsuit on the restaurent = he gets fired and you win $. Also, as... 2 years 11 months
If you tip you're an idiot[quote=Abdel]''The rest of us, adults who actually work for a living'' - Talking like he's carrying the world on his shoulders. Dude, you got suckered into paying hefty tuitions only to be able to look at excel spreadsheets 14 hours a day. You need to calm down and accept that not everyone has... 2 years 12 months
If you tip you're an idiotLook, you're obviously one of those douchebags that likes to have a contrarian point of view about everything, and your friends probably think it makes you unique and interesting. The rest of us, adults who actually work for a living, know that you're full of shit and you're just cheap. The upside... 2 years 12 months
Best school in Texas for IB?[quote=turtles]UT or Rice. SMU will be fine for Southern banks like Stephens and BB&T[/quote] SMU has actually had a lot of candidates getting SA and FT offers at BB's down here over the past couple of years. It seems like they are outnumbering the Rice candidates from what I've seen. 2 years 12 months
Best school in Texas for IB?[quote=cheesebeans]I would say your best bet is UT Austin, just don't pull a Jeffrey Chiang over there.[/quote] I'm surprised that hasn't been added to the BIWS and WSO guides yet. 2 years 12 months