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2014 Salaries in Private Equity: IR/BDLooking to do a potential lateral to do IR/BD work for an upper mm fund (think $750MM to $2B AUM). Had a recruiter tell me someone with 8 months 4 weeks
Fox - Sochi 2014 (funny video rating sexy... You might waste 3 minutes of your life, but are people still this bashful talking about attractiveness? It's like the word 'sexy' is a stigma for Fox. If you want to waste 6 minutes of your life, watch lefty... 1 year 4 months
Is MS really this hip? 1 year 7 months
Highs and Lows of Sales deleted 4 months 3 days
Tough Love in Parenting - Borderline Child AbuseDid you monkeys ever get a spanking? Are you mentally superior, or resent your parents and lash out them cause 'Them bitches be crazy?' Please don't get too carried away with mommy issues. Because there are days when I wake up, and I'm like 'Man am I messed up.' In his book "The Kazdin Method... 2 years 3 months
How do you monkeys manage your subordinaties?There were times in my relatively junior career where I needed to tell people what to do. Here are some phrases that I find helpful. Feel free to add. I need a solution. Do me a favor and ... (the classic do this shit for me) What's really preventing you from doing x,y,z? Are you listening... 2 years 5 months
Biz Dev Guy @ Start-Up Fielding QuestionsThe site has been good to me, so I would like to give back with my first worthy post (most others have been pretty mediocre). Background: white male, non-target state school, economics major, 3.0 student, SAs were the F500 internship route. After graduating in 2011 I went to work a boutique... 2 years 5 months
"Why I Wish I Had Stayed at Goldman Sachs...Great Goldman Huff Po Post: "Why I Wish I Had Stayed at Goldman Sachs Longer" - sent chills down my spine towards the end ... in a good way. [quote]Greg Smith's New York Times op-ed and subsequent book created quite a stir. As a Goldman Sachs "alum," I received lots of emails and calls from... 2 years 6 months
NYC - Masquerade Party (Sex) Got you basement trolls to click .... jk. Anyway, anyone ever get an invite to this shinanigan? (the text is below) 2 years 6 months
Silver Bananas for Tips!Helping a friend with resume review. SBs for constructive criticism. He is looking to break in to a FO HF position from a semi-target with no HF OCR. Any worthwhile tips, might ... just get 2 SBs. Thanks! 3 years 8 months


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Leaving Banking for HF JobsDo you mind sharing base comp ranges for someone with 2-3 years banking w/e that is moving to a HF (you). a.k.a what the ranges you are hearing ... 1 month 1 week
Is Energy Banking still an Attractive Destination? 3 months 1 week
Is anyone going to buy the iWatch?I will buy one and wear it [no where else besides the gym] because i give zero fcucks. 3 months 2 weeks
My Dating PhilosophyI saw some ugly ass chicks in NYC yesterday on St. Patricks day ... 3 months 2 weeks
Watch for a 1st Year Analyst?Perhaps ... just a data point. 4 months 1 week
Watch for a 1st Year Analyst?I don't think anything over $500 makes sense. $85k becomes $50k after taxes (40%).1% of that is $500. 4 months 1 week
Applying to MBAI just gave you first silver banana. May the odds be forever in your favor. 4 months 2 weeks
AMA - IB Coverage / M&A From Non-Target...Can you talk about hours and how vacation time is used/viewed in finance. You are only in your 20s once. And as much as I love being chained to a desk ... I like my two week+ haitiouses. 4 months 2 weeks
Tax Analyst questionIt's not hard to move from anything to anywhere. You just need to convince people to give you that shot. 4 months 3 weeks
Tax Analyst question4 years of corporate. Moved from tax to REPE then to Sales/Marketing. 4 months 3 weeks