| Securing a secondmentAt present, I'm a 1st Year Analyst at a UK mid-market Private Equity fund. I spend all of my day modelling in Excel - either for existing portfolio companies or for potential new buy-outs.
However, what I really want to do is pick up some operational experience - i.e. operating at the coal face...|| 4 years 6 months|
| An Entrepreneurship ForumUseful?|| 4 years 10 months|
| Why aren't you an Entrepreneur?You're intelligent, very well educated and ambitious. Moreover, you're young, single and have very few responsibilities in comparison to what you're going to have in a few years time. So why are you wasting your life fucking around in Excel for 18 hours a day and jumping through hoops for your MD...|| 4 years 10 months|
| From Back Office to a £1.45bn fortune.For all those Back Office Guys busting a gut to get into the Front Office.... You should instead direct that energy and effort into doing something like this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermot_Desmond|| 4 years 11 months|
| Breitling NavitimerYes, another fucking watch question, I know. I did a search, but nothing definitive came up.
Is it too flashy for a PE Analyst one year out of UG? The alternative is a Tag Carrera.|| 4 years 11 months|
| LawyersWhy do these ass holes think they're such hot shit? They only exist because of us. I genuinely despise these scumbags.|| 4 years 11 months|
| A really silly Excel questionIf I have a body of text occupying a cell, how can I edit it / add additional text to it without having to use the mouse to click in it. What's the keyboard shortcut to do this?
Google couldn't anser this question.|| 4 years 12 months|
| The Dorsia opens in LondonDo you think they've actually made the connection with the book, or is it pure co-incidence. Either way, next year's Analyst class are definitely going to be queuing up for this one.
http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/entertainment/articles/2011-04/18/gq-food-dorsia-restaurant-bar-american-psycho-...|| 5 years 1 week|
| Man Week: What a load of shitDoes anyone else think that these 'Man Week' series are completely full of holes? They've been a prime example of what I like to call 'self talk'. Personally, I feel insulted that I was expected to suck that shit up.|| 5 years 3 weeks|
| UK GAAP Is it just me, or does anyone else think that UK GAAP is a complete load of shit?|| 5 years 1 month|