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Dear Monkeys, This is How You Party sans the hospitalization part $2M/episode goddamn 4 years 3 months
The Allure of Wall StreetAs I stride down the streets of Manhattan, alpha male blood making the cold behave my like my bitch, volatility, I cannot help but wonder: What happened to the prestige of Wall Street? Once upon a time, loaning out money for interest was a sin. How we have progressed! How long do you... 4 years 4 months


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UBS A&Q PAID INTERNSHIP NEED SOME ADVICE...[quote=AQpaidintern]hey guys Quick question if anyone knows what the deal is with paid Asset management internships at UBS. It's paid so i know it has to be legit because they are paying me a lot of money, but my only problem is I'm the only intern in my divison resulting in no formal training... 3 years 11 months
Columbia vs Duke [Undergraduate]do care about greek life? school spirit? great athletics? campus traditions? if you are serious about banking, you will inevitably end up in nyc at some point. why not try something new for a change? 4 years 3 weeks
How I Finally Landed An Interviewcool story bro 4 years 3 weeks
WSO bans anyone who talks crap about the crappy...yo why the fuck did you take my username 4 years 3 weeks
Reputation of BAMLbuyside strong side 4 years 1 month
Rajon Rondo?[quote=FinancialNoviceII]I cant put Westbrook in there until he stops making those stupid plays. He shouldnt have the ball in his hand so much if he's playing with KD. I'm gonna wait until next season before I enter him into that conversation. He's made leaps though. Cant put Rondo in there... 4 years 1 month
Bryan Garnierthe shampoo company? 4 years 1 month
Columbia vs Dartmouth vs Cornell for I-Banking/S...easy. go to duke 4 years 1 month
Citi going nuts with Senior Bankers hiring[quote=ekudfoekud]As for this topic, what's the big deal. We all know Citi is better than shittier banks such as UBS and BAML - no surprise key UBS and BAML people are coming to Citi. But is it on the way up towards JPM/GS/MS level? Hell nah.[/quote] glad to have your approval. regards,... 4 years 1 month
Citi going nuts with Senior Bankers hiringi bet randombetch feels better about his offer now 4 years 1 month