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Equity Research Q&A with FlakeMod (Andy) note: This thread is from December '11, but Flake said he is still up for answering questions, so fire away Given the holiday season, I'm in a relatively good mood and feel the need to give back a little. I've seen a bunch of these "fielding questions" threads and I thought they were... 2 years 11 months
Flake and ah are having a baby!...or at least Whiskey thinks so. We were bored. Decided to do some casual trolling and kind of over committed. AH has been setting Whiskey up and planting the seed (pun intended) for two days straight, going from suicidal to asking Whiskey if he thought I would marry her. She told Whiskey... 3 years 3 months
America's Top 10 Real Dead-End JobsAmerica's Top 10 Real Dead-End Jobs Ops didn't make the cut...Zing...lame I know. Pretty interesting though. These guys put their balls on the line, literally, and don't get paid shit. 3 years 4 months
@WSOchatroomA WSO chatroom twitter account was started by WellPlayed. I took over and will probably continue to tweet random shit from the chat that some people may find entertaining. Disclaimer: This is not endorsed by Patrick or any of the WSO staff (in fact, this post will probably be deleted). Any and... 3 years 5 months
Petition to expand the WSO ChatroomThere is now a wait list to get into the chatroom. We are at 10 people almost every night (which is not a lot but that's the capacity). Mr. Patrick please expand the chat to 20 users. Anything more than that is probably a waste of money but anything less restricts users from coming in. Sign... 3 years 6 months
MS and SBsThe option to throw MS and give SBs is missing for me. Anyone else have this same problem? 3 years 6 months
Stop Bashing the Rich - Jamie DimonI fucking love this man. 3 years 7 months
Early Christmas presentsI was allowed to open two of my Christmas presents early this year. Mom caught it all on camera. 3 years 7 months
Greeks react to the new Prime MinisterJust look how happy these Greeks are as they celebrate their new Prime Minister, Kim Jong Papageorgio. 3 years 8 months
Forza Motorsport 4 Endangered Species TrailerIf you are a Jeremy Clarkson or a Top Gear fan, this is great: Game play footage of on the Top Gear track: Other cool shit: I love this game. 3 years 9 months


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I feel you. I am also a man of God, which makes...I feel you. I am also a man of God, which makes it a huge challenge to work in this industry of sin. One time while working in sell-side research I bumped into an investment banking associate who used to cover my sector. We briefly exchanged greetings without a compliance chaperon as we stood in... 16 hours 14 min
I will be there (maybe). Can I have my SB now? I will be there (maybe). Can I have my SB now? 2 days 16 hours
Trump has my vote as long as we also build a...Trump has my vote as long as we also build a fence on the Canadian border. Sick of these Canadian kids coming to our country, going to our high schools, and then taking all the first line spots on my varsity ice hockey team. 2 days 16 hours
If you don't get into a top 10 kindergarten you'...If you don't get into a top 10 kindergarten you'll never make it to a prestigious elementary school and you'll have to start out in ops. 5 days 18 hours
If you are not trolling, you have to be in the...If you are not trolling, you have to be in the top 5 WSO morons of all time. 5 days 19 hours
Can't really comment on NU vs. Cornell but don't...Can't really comment on NU vs. Cornell but don't do NYU in this case (unless that's the only school you get into). That's a given. 6 days 18 hours
You might as well put "Call of Duty 4" on there...You might as well put "Call of Duty 4" on there in that case. 6 days 18 hours
So you are saying I could have all the fun I...So you are saying I could have all the fun I could have anywhere else in the world but also have a small chance of getting imprisoned by the authorities or killed? And all I have to do is act like I'm invisible? Holy shit yeah this sounds like a paradise, very relaxing and chill place for sure. I'... 1 week 4 days
dariusagha: If I were you, instead of listening...[quote="dariusagha"]If I were you, instead of listening to uninformed individuals like @Flake who 1. don't know shit about shit outside of their own country and 2. offer the same-old "sand nigger/ they're all terrorists / they all live in caves" rhetoric, I would start doing research and reaching... 1 week 4 days
Love it. Love it. 1 week 5 days