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Interview with Amanda Berry's RescuerF*uck yea. Just wanted to share this... 2 years 2 weeks
Choosing Between Internship "Offers"Hello All, I have two “offers” for internships on the table and I would appreciate some advice. Please bear with me, as this will no doubt be too long to read: “Firm A” is a wealth management place… “Investment Consulting.” They have close to $1B in assets that they manage among 10-15... 2 years 4 months
Allen EdmondsAnybody buy any shoes during their recent sale? I bought a few cedar hangers last night on sale, and got some really good deals at a Nordstrom Rack: 5th Ave Black Firenze Loafer Black Patriot Loafer Black Verona Loafer Black For a hair over $400. Very rarely do I splurge like this, but... 2 years 7 months
UNC Kenan-Flagler AdvertisementHas anybody seen that advertising banner for the UNC business school? I find it to be one of the strangest advertisements I have ever come across. It reads" "THE ONLINE MBA YOU PROBABLY CAN'T GET INTO" I guess I was unaware of their preftige. Strange. 2 years 8 months
How much paperwork do you deal with?Hello Monkeys, As I go through stacks and stacks of seemingly unneccessary paperwork for a prefftigious client, I can't help but think "There has to be a better way"... As a junior monkey, do you think that you deal with too much paper work? Does some of what you keep on file just seem...... 2 years 8 months
BlueFly SaleHey folks, BlueFly is having a 2-day "Mystery Sale" during which the discount ranges from 10-50% off. Seems that most items are at least 25% off, from what I can find. Thinking of pulling the trigger on a pair of Ferragamos so I can pretend to keep up... There are some good deals on suits... 3 years 5 days
What does WSO think of this program?Hello everyone, I am currently a junior in overtime at possibly the most retarded non-target state school on the east coast. If anyone cares to look, they will see that I am a vagabond who has already transferred more times than I should have. Im worried that this is going to get too long-... 3 years 3 months
Exploding Offer - Help!There's a girl I've been friends with for years now and we've always had an unspoken sexual tension that we never acted on. Recently though, she came out and told me that she wants me to start dominating her regularly, set schedule and all. However, I have a girlfriend of 5 years, and while she... 3 years 6 months
"The Track", Loyalty, and a serious...Hello All, Over the past few days, I've been thinking about posting this question on the board, and have ultimately decided it can't hurt to ask: I've noticed that in general, most people in finance seem to be constantly moving around from one firm to another, or follow "the track" that leads... 3 years 6 months
I am looking for some guidance...Hello Monkeys, This is a very long-winded post, beware: I currently go to a state school in Connecticut. I have been to quite a few schools- NH, VT, CT, HI- and currently find myself at a "cross-roads" of sorts... To be honest, I think that I have made every mistake possible regarding my... 3 years 7 months


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Greetings Baboons !Welcome Hyde! Thanks for introducing yourself. There's a ton of content on this site, so the search bar is your friend. CPAExtraoridnaire, I assume your life sux. 3 months 6 days
Sock GameI sure do care about whether or not my colorful, trendy socks were made with organic, pesticide-free materials. 3 months 6 days
"Struck out" on phone interview, would...[quote=Misclyfe] FeelingMean: The guy who called you sounds like a douche. He randomly called you and expected you to know their "philosophy" on the spot? Sounds fucked. As dumb as I found them(one-liner quotes that were more pseudo-philisophical than anything), I do hold myself... 3 months 6 days
How long do you last ?Half hour 3 months 6 days
"Struck out" on phone interview, would...The guy who called you sounds like a douche. He randomly called you and expected you to know their "philosophy" on the spot? Sounds fucked. 3 months 1 week
Are you attracted to women of all races? So far: Hawaiian Filipino Chinese Japanese Some mixes of the above Dominican Korean Armenian Ukrainian Russian Nigerian ......White I love being with girls of all different races and nationalities. 3 months 1 week
Any Metalheads on WSO?@In The Flesh it was a nice, timely surprise to see that latest article come across my email... Very good write-up! I've been MIA from this board for a while but plan on checking in here more often. Been really into Cryptic Slaughter lately. 3 months 1 week
Which of these shoes should I buy?J&M are pretty good brah. Reward yourself with the Park Ave's later on. 11 months 2 weeks
Life in General Will Cost More Than You Think I personally think the whole "private education" thing for kids is batshit crazy. 11 months 2 weeks
What Are Some Fratty Target Schools?Def UVA^^ and it's a good network. 11 months 2 weeks