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How did you spend your CFA gap year?Hi, Quick question to anyone who has re-taken any level of the CFA. A little background first. I signed up for the program a while back when my goal was an industry that "kind of" respected it (ie. not AM, ER, etc.). I have since shifted to an industry that it is a pinch above complete... 7 3 years 8 months
RE bridge loan exit ops?Not much to add here. Just, curious what exit opps would look like from a RE finance shop specializing in short term bridge loans would look like. I'd imagine fairly thorough property level analysis is needed considering said properties are taken over if a loan goes bad. Also seems like great... 15 3 years 9 months
Property Pro AdvantageGreetings RE monkeys, Just curious if anyone has experience with these "courses". Im trying to get the Argus certification and I strongly believe that its cost is a complete travesty. Cost breakdown in usd as follows: 1. beginner package- 495 (beginner videos) 2. advanced package- 395 (... 2 3 years 10 months
PE BOG'day monkey's, So I was doing my weekly resume spamming the other day, and I actually got a response from a headhunter within legit like 2 hours (i believe my previously fastest response was ~3 months). Since he responded, I decided to read the job description for which I applied. My... 8 3 years 10 months
Didn't ask for resume- include it anyway?What's up monkeys, Did a quick search and couldn't find anything on this. I'd be surprised if it hasn't been asked before, but at least now it'll be visible going fwd with a relevant title. I just finished an informational interview with some guy and at no point did he say send me over your... 13 3 years 11 months
Anyone else feel this way?So I just recently started getting into the whole networking thing (I'm a fucking IDIOT for waiting this long, but thats another post entirely) and I've been taking the whole "Can you tell me how you got to where you are" approach. We then proceed to talk for ~25 mins about literally nothing I... 6 3 years 11 months
Wall Street Boxing TrainerThis video made me lol so figured it was worth a post. Also, if any of you monkey's are featured in this video announce yourself, lol. 23 3 years 11 months
Deleting google result questionWhats up guys, So after seeing that employers do a quick google search of your name after applying for a job, I decided to check mine and make sure all was good. Besides the typical shit I was indifferent about (my name being used in the school paper because I had friends who wrote for it and I... 8 3 years 11 months
Is this a pointless e-mail?What's up fellow monkeys, So basically I just applied for a job that I found through a company's website ("bigger" type company, ~5000 employees). Let's say that after that I checked my school's alumni database to see if there were any alumni currently employed there. Now if I were to have... 6 4 years 4 days
Most prestigious WSO trollsI was curious as to who you guys think are the most prestigious WSO trolls? Off the top of my head I can think of: Ratinamaze Sexy_Like_Enrique firefighter lookatmycock Speaking of lookatmycock, where the hell has he been. I kinda miss his random forum posts about machines to cleaning... 111 4 years 2 weeks

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Dude, you gotta tell the dad and get it over with...Dude, you gotta tell the dad and get it over with. Besides, odds are he's shit in a chick's backpack before also. 130 5 months 2 days
I normally just go with the good old "my dick is...I normally just go with the good old "my dick is small". It's a great ice breaker, plus it shows them you are humble/ don't take yourself too seriously 145 6 months 3 weeks
Johnmark111: Hello, The single most important...[quote=Johnmark111]Hello, The single most important thing in real estate is marketing, which is the way one can find sellers and buyers and without it one have no hope of success in the real estate industry. Thanks[/quote] No.... thank you 105 1 year 11 months
i heard they stick a q-tip up your weiner tooi heard they stick a q-tip up your weiner too 80 2 years 6 months
the curriculum is fucking huge. if you stack the...the curriculum is fucking huge. if you stack the books they send you up, its prob like ~8 inches tall. You stack the review books youd get up, prob like half that. Its really just a time thing, more than anything else imo. The prep books extract the fluffy bullshit. I personally used their... 208 2 years 10 months
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On interviews, when asked why you should be...On interviews, when asked why you should be chosen apparently you should say "Because I've spent $200k on tuition and sacrificed partying so I could bust my ass in the library. So I deserve it damn it!!" (and then stomp your foot) Not sure what planet you guys live on where hard work = success... 123 3 years 6 months
"What are your weaknesses?" "That's kind of a..."What are your weaknesses?" "That's kind of a rude question because you're implying that I'm weak". lol 45 3 years 6 months
They don't carry athletic fit, fwiw. And...They don't carry athletic fit, fwiw. And considering someone else said they were too skinny for their suits, it appears they only cater to extremely generic ppl. Peep JCPenny if you don't mind bumping shoulders with the proletariat for a few minutes. I found the same suit I spent 500 on, for... 17 3 years 6 months
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