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Allen Edmonds' Rediscover America Sale - 15-...Park Aves and Strands are $279 1 week 5 days
Black or Brown Shoes w/Navy SuitsIf you have a solid Navy suit, is there a rule of thumb for when to wear brown vs. black shoes dress shoes? Does it depend on shirt or tie color? Before someone says it, there are plenty of threads. However, none that definitively provide an answer to my question. Just tryin' to look great... 4 months 1 week
Rolling Suitcase for GarmentsAnyone have any suggestions for rolling garment carry-on suitcases? Been on a few longer (week) trips lately and can barely get my current shoulder garment bag closed (multiple suits, shoes, etc. don't fit well in the simple folding bags). Was looking at a couple by Tumi and others, but wasn't... 5 months 2 weeks
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Adjustments as a % of Pro Forma EBITDACurious if any experienced guys in IB have seen a deal where a significant portion of Pro Forma EBITDA (call it 40-50%) is adjustments or add-backs? We recently signed up a new deal where that is the case and we have properly diligenced each item and only taken what we feel comfortable with,... 11 months 4 days
AE Park Avenues on sale now @ NordstromBeing as it is a classic shoe and the site's favorite, I figured I would give you a heads up. After ordering two pairs for myself, of course. Dark brown and Black only. Happy shopping. 1 year 2 months
Chicago guys... Portillo's rumored to be...This is going to be Piper's best M... 1 year 3 months
JPM seeking $5 billion for One Equity PartnersAny thoughts on who potential buyers could/would be? 1 year 8 months
Are there any sites similar to Financial Times...Looking for a semi-exclusive site where I can peruse research reports (sell side, macro, whatever). Not looking to pay as we have access to some free ones through CapIQ, but more specific asset focused. I enjoy reading and keeping up with global macro trends and until recently, Alphaville was a... 1 year 8 months
Bachelor Party Suggestions - Need help!Throwing a BP for a friend and I cannot decide on the best place to have it. He wants one "off the beaten path". Looking for: 1) Boating (Lake or Beach) 2) Golf 3) Has to be in the U.S. (two internationals need to stay in order to renew Visa/obtain citizenship) 4) Needs to be easily... 1 year 8 months


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MJK: People have named pretty much everything I...[quote="MJK"]People have named pretty much everything I know except Platte River Equity, which is a MM PE fund in Denver.[/quote] Solid shop. There are a few other good MM PE funds in Denver: - Lion Equity Partners (carve-outs) -Excellere Partners (HC and services) -Denargo 2 days 11 hours
CUbocola: From my very limited knowledge it's...[quote="CUbocola"]From my very limited knowledge it's still all of the same senior guys from st Charles so it'll probably be similar deals that they work on[/quote] This. 2 days 11 hours
What city (cities) would these be in?What city (cities) would these be in? 1 week 48 min
Of course. Taking on clients just for the sake of...Of course. Taking on clients just for the sake of volume reduces the probability to close of other deals. Prioritization always happens and when things are good, MDs are more reluctant to take on deals at the lower end of the target deal size or deals with a lower probability to close. 1 week 49 min
Mike-M11: Yawn. He bent you over and fucked your...[quote="Mike-M11"]Yawn.[/quote] He bent you over and fucked your mother while you took a strapon from an Asian hooker. 1 week 5 days
tds2006: "Hi ______, I applied for an associate...[quote="tds2006"]"Hi ______, I applied for an associate position at ____ recently and would love to talk about your experience at the bank. When could you chat?"[/quote] This works. Do not reference the fact that you saw him checking your profile on LinkedIn. That sounds quite amateur. 2 weeks 15 hours
Company is moronic. Changes its strategy every...Company is moronic. Changes its strategy every year or two, charging buy side, then sell side, then buy side again. The salespeople are complete douchebags that would do well on a used car lot. If they try to charge you for it, do not fall for that shit. No random company wants to find an... 2 weeks 23 hours
ThaVanBurenBoyz: Geez, in what market are you...[quote="ThaVanBurenBoyz"]Geez, in what market are you getting 13% all-in AND warrants? Proprietary, non-sponsored deal?[/quote] Yep, highly leveraged non-sponsor recap, basically plugged in to provide growth. Business is also tried strongly to economic cycle. First time I have seen warrants... 3 weeks 1 hour
Entrepreneur100: Hi fellow monkeys, At my summer...[quote="Entrepreneur100"]Hi fellow monkeys, At my summer internship, I was asked to recreate DCFs of certain companies that other investment bankers had already done for shareholder litigation purposes. I never asked them why I was doing this, but I did hear the associates say that they were... 3 weeks 17 hours
Texas2016: Merrill customer service is great,...[quote="Texas2016"]Merrill customer service is great, and the reps take you out for dinner / drinks. what more do I need[/quote] Agreed. Merrill > Intralinks when it comes to this, even if its platform is not quite as good. I've had a couple of situations when I was an associate and I was in a... 3 weeks 17 hours
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