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Energy Markets Outlook: NGL exports Poised to...I haven’t written one of my energy articles for you kids in quite some time now, and I think I’m about due to start giving back. This article deals with a fairly esoteric part of the energy markets (C3), but is indicative of a larger energy trend that could be taking place on the horizon, and will... 2 years 3 months
Bro Creates 'Art' Using Microsoft ExcelIn a stinging slap to the face of the realm of high finance, 73 year-old Tatsuo Horiuchi has begun promulgating works of what he calls "art," but are, in actuality, just traditional Japanese pictures of stunning beauty and accuracy using Microsoft Excel. Here, have a look for yourself: http... 2 years 5 months
Energy Trading 101: The Crack SpreadGood afternoon, monkeys. Listen: A crude and natural gas midstream firm like MarkWest Energy Partners and an oil refinery in the middle of Alabama will have different price exposures, and thus require different hedges to protect themselves in the event of future uncertainty. While not... 5 months 1 week
Energy Hedging 101: The Frac SpreadAfternoon Monkeys, Sometimes you have to stop worrying, wondering, and doubting. Have faith that things will work out, maybe not how you planned, but just how it’s meant to be. Other times, you have to try and understand the Natural Gas Liquids markets and their respective price relationships... 2 years 10 months
Dan Loeb Buys 8.2% of HerbalifeShares of Herbalife were halted by a single-stock circuit breaker earlier today (~10am), after spiking on news that Loeb has entered the arena. If you look at a price chart you'll see a couple massive swings. I'm not sure how I'll feel about it when all this plays out, but for now, I... 2 years 10 months
The Lateral into IB: Journey Starts HereTop of the morning to you monkeys. Hope you're all as excited for turkey and football in the land of the free as I am. For those across the pond: I hope your Thursday treats you wonderfully. We all have something to be grateful for, and at present, I'm feeling particularly fortunate. My... 3 years 1 week
Houston, TX - Career vs. LifestyleMorning Monkeys, I hope you've all successfully braved the iniquity that is Hurricane Sandy. I'd like to preface this post with the disclaimer that I have never been to Houston (outside the airport), and am thus completely objective in my stance. What I'm looking for is any input and... 3 years 4 weeks
Your Oil and Gas Forward PricesMorning Monkeys, Unfortunately I'm not sure if there's a way for me to attach or embed PDFs on here (let me know if that's untrue), but I'd like to offer anyone interested some forward O... 3 years 1 month
Parents Sue For $2M After Son is Rejected from...That's right: a couple in Hong-Kong is suing a Boston based educational consultant to get back the alleged $2 million they spent to get their sons into elite prep schools, and eventually their decided target-- Harvard University. [quote]"They decided in 2006 that their sons, First Son and... 3 years 1 month
Dilemma: Co-workers and Social NetworkingHello there folks, I am currently amidst a delicate and potentially awkward situation. Whilst having a bite at my desk last week, I received an email notifying me that I had a new friend request on Facebook. Between that and the status of my SRPT calls, I gave a mental fist pump and decided I... 3 years 2 months


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Played 9 on one of these in March while it was...Played 9 on one of these in March while it was snowing outside. Hell of a lot of fun, will definitely be back more often next winter. 1 year 7 months
Why is AMA in the title?Why is AMA in the title? 1 year 7 months
I have a good amount of friends that went to both...I have a good amount of friends that went to both schools. Indiana is a very good school with a top notch investment banking program (100% placement, allegedly) and a great sports atmosphere. Do not listen to the posters who have told you Indiana only has "regional appeal;" I know guys who are... 1 year 8 months
This is one of the worst troll jobs I've ever...This is one of the worst troll jobs I've ever seen. Are you trying to pick up favorable analyst coverage or something? What the hell is wrong with you? 1 year 8 months
OP, #3 makes me wonder how many people you've...OP, #3 makes me wonder how many people you've killed and eaten before. Is sharing bodily fluids really the first thing you consciously think of when trying someone's drink? Can't imagine what your internet search history looks like, Jesus 1 year 8 months
I feel like even forming an opinion on this...I feel like even forming an opinion on this matter is a waste of time. Can't believe the shit people devote themselves to. 1 year 8 months
Halberstrom is a ledge, take this as the most...Halberstrom is a ledge, take this as the most valuable advice you'll read on this thread. 1 year 8 months
How's the pot in the UK?How's the pot in the UK? 1 year 8 months
The biggest reason analysts spend so much time in...The biggest reason analysts spend so much time in the office is that they're usually waiting on other people. You'll send out your first draft at 6 pm to your VP, not knowing what revisions will need to be made. Meanwhile, your VP is out at dinner, then on a run, then hanging out with his family... 1 year 8 months
I was always extremely jealous of my friends when...I was always extremely jealous of my friends when I'd go visit them at Dartmouth. Great Greek scene, lots of boozing and fun (Animal House was based off Dartmouth, nuff said). Both those kids are at HFs now, but like people said, you will have no problem landing a gig from any of those schools... 1 year 8 months
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