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I am loving these NYC snowstormsYet another day with a free schedule where I'm planning on doing exactly nothing except maybe getting tipsy by 3 pm. Anyone else lucky enough to be at home today? 1 year 4 months
How to properly wash and maintain your clothesThought this guide might come in handy for some of you clueless monkeys (myself included) who were never taught how to properly wash and care for your clothes. For whatever reason, Mom... 1 year 5 months
Money As Motivation?. 1 year 5 months


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This guy is a legend and a kingI LOVE that they cut down their corporate head count by that much. Thinking about all those entitled middle aged men and women sitting at their desks playing solitaire for 7 1/2 hours a day, all getting a pink slip... Makes my heart warm 11 months 2 weeks
Slang & other expressions not to use.You sound like you're fun at parties OP 11 months 2 weeks
Hilarious Banker Blows Tinder DateI think I saw this guy at the last WSO meetup 1 year 2 months
WSO NYC Happy Hour: Thur., May 8th, 7pm @ GalwayNoice 1 year 2 months
Ask a joke during interviewA man dies and finds himself in a well-furnished room in front of a tall, extremely good looking gentleman. "Hi, I'm Satan. Welcome to Hell." The good looking fellow says. "This is Hell?" The man replies. "Where's the fire and brimstone? Why does it look so nice here?" Satan laughs. "We... 1 year 2 months
Somebody Just Went Hella Short the S&P...or...It's Buffett... he's finally lost his shit 1 year 3 months
What You Need to Know About Google's...Would hate to work at a PWM right now, I can just imagine the phone calls they'll be getting... 1 year 3 months
Happy Hour Recap: February, Part 2I don't care who we see, as long as they comment on your singing ability 1 year 3 months
Happy Hour Recap: February, Part 2Had a great time, looking forward to the next one 1 year 3 months
Stanford Just Ganked Martoma's MBA[quote=Edmundo Braverman] No word yet on whether Stanford will be returning the estimated $165,000 they charged Martoma to attend.[/quote] +1 for making me laugh out loud 1 year 4 months