Banging my cleaning lady

Marcus_Halberstram — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:46:01 -0400

I'm considering trying to bang the late night cleaning lady/girl. There's just something about her blue smock/dress and ghetto demeanor that makes me want to bend her over the conference room table.

What are the possible implications? More than anything else I'm worried about getting blackmailed by her after the fact.

Going to an Ex's Wedding

Marcus_Halberstram — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:46:48 -0400

Interesting situation.... I'm going to an ex's wedding next weekend, and she keeps insisting I call her as soon as I get in town, we hang out, etc... I def think she wants to hook up. Yeah, could be nothing, but it is extremely out of character for her to so adamantly want to see me; I think its one of those 'lets get it out of our system' kind of deals. Any thoughts?

Not that I think I'm God's gift to women, and I may very well be, but I wouldn't want to be the cause of someone having some serious second thoughts or something like that.

They should have user poll options you can include when posting a new thread...

What Not To Do

Marcus_Halberstram — Thu, 29 May 2008 14:16:50 -0400

Some advice for all the prospective monkeys out there...
#1- For those of you on this forum and looking for a job... you are entitled to nothing. No one on here owes you shit, if they help you, it’s because they want to not because they owe you.
#2- Never say anything (publicly or through a PM/E-Mail) you wouldn't say to an interviewer; because potential interviewers may very well be on this forum. And when you specifically mention what firm/div/group you’re interviewing in, they will know who you are.
#3- If someone goes to bat for you and gets you an interview, you are representing them. Meaning anything you do or say reflects positively or negatively on them. They did you a favor; don't embarrass them by acting like an imbecile and then mentioning them by name.

CorpFin F500

Marcus_Halberstram — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 23:20:46 -0400

Ive heard alot of people recommend F500 CorpFin. What are the hours like? How would you go about finding these types of positions? Obviously the culture will vary from one firm to the next, but what are some general trends in this particular line of work? What type of work would you do...?

Interview Secret Weapons

Marcus_Halberstram — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:36:22 -0400

What have been people's 'secret weapons' interviewing? As in your most valuable/helpful resource in slaughtering an interview... or that one thing you saved to really blow an interviewer away? Something you did/learned/conveyed that you really think helped put you over the edge and really impress your interviewers...