nychimp is a fucking asshole

Daniel T Bush — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 14:29:19 -0500

Fuck you, bitch.

Characterizing the groups

Daniel T Bush — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 13:49:14 -0500

I know much about group dynamics depends on the bank. Stripping the bank from the analysis, fill in the group names with the cooresponding statistics.

1. Most hours
2. Least hours (give an avg weekly range)
3. Most earnings potential
4. Least earnings potential (give a range for avg MD)
5. Most quant group
6. Least quant group
7. Most exciting group/product
8. Most boring group/product
9. Most cyclical group/product

Official Desk Dynamics

Daniel T Bush — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 21:01:30 -0500

I am trying to compile a list of the best flow desks for certain personality types and aspirations. Anybody with any kind of inside knowledge feel free to weigh in.

1. Most earnings potential
2. Greatest product expansion (which products are growing the fastest)
3. Desks that will not be automated and hence be around for a while
4. The "wild west" of desks -the craziest around.
5. Most hours

Wild West of Desks

Daniel T Bush — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 00:43:31 -0500

bondarb says the repo desks are like the "wild west." does anybody care to comment on other crazy desks?

Does anybody care to post any resumes

Daniel T Bush — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 13:31:16 -0500

Post CVs that were successful. obviously cancel out the name and schools attended.

What is so bad about equities?

Daniel T Bush — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 17:53:15 -0500

Does the pay suck?

Enrty-level BB Proprietary Trading

Daniel T Bush — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 20:22:41 -0500

Is it possible to enter a BB as an equity options prop trading assistant rather than a traditional flow assistant?

Student Loans

Daniel T Bush — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:57:27 -0500

how many of you have student loans?
how much?

ill start. my dad is a prick and refuses to pay for any college. he just bought a new car, we live in a $4mm house, but "i need to take a personal stake in my education."

when it is all said and done ill have about 120K.

MD in sales compensation

Daniel T Bush — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 16:52:41 -0500

How much would a typical MD in the credit derivative sales dept earn each year?

Bodybuilders in IB

Daniel T Bush — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 19:35:10 -0500

Let's say you are working as a banker or trader. Would your boss look at you weird if you had 20" arms and a 50" chest? Would he take your analysis seriously, or just laugh you off?