Ring tone for top tier analysts

aspiringmonkeyisanidiot — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 22:02:34 -0400

What ring tone should I put on my phone to give me the best chance of getting top bucket?

Financing a micro-lbo

aspiringmonkeyisanidiot — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:54:05 -0500

I've been reading Predator's Ball. Most of the heavy hitters (Icahn, Perelman, Peltz, etc.) started with really really small acquisitions.
If you were going to buy a company with say 25 million revenue, 1.25 million ebitda, at a 6x multiple for 7.5 million, and only cash in the low hundred thousands, how would you finance it?

2008 LA Roommate (third person needed)

aspiringmonkeyisanidiot — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:49:33 -0500

We need a roommate in the Westwood/Century City area. So far, it's two of us, each starting as first year analysts later this year. One of us is at the top boutique, and the other is at a top BB.

Fee Run

aspiringmonkeyisanidiot — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:36:44 -0500

I really need a fee run:

buy-side
single advisor
all industries
under $500mm
last 3 years

If anyone can send this to me, I can send models and materials from two BBs and one top boutique. I would really appreciate it. I'll check my PMs in an hour. I'm also willing to pay for it through Paypal.

Thanks

DLJ Busy Memo

aspiringmonkeyisanidiot — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:49:31 -0500

The first person that can get me a copy of the DLJ Busy Staffing Memo will get either:

a) $40 (through Paypal)

b) Email contacts to all LA BBs

I really want to see the memo. PM me.

LA Roommate for August 2008

aspiringmonkeyisanidiot — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 23:55:45 -0400

I'm starting as a first year analyst at a top investment bank near UCLA next year. I'm looking to find another banker to get an apartment with just so that my roommate is on the same page with work, etc.

Learn this

aspiringmonkeyisanidiot — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 00:02:43 -0400

Stop asking stupid questions, get this book, study it until you go blind. The Vault Guide is officially a relic.

http://www.scoopbooks.com/

Carlyle Associates

aspiringmonkeyisanidiot — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 21:51:21 -0400

UBS - Energy
Mckinsey & Co. - NA
NA - NA
NA - NA
Morgan Stanley - NA
Deutsche Bank - Industrials
JP Morgan - Financial Institutions
Citigroup - Credit Transactions
McColl Partners - M&A
Greenhill & Co. - M&A
Morgan Stanley - Venture Capital
Lazard - M&A
JP Morgan - Industrials
Lazard - NA
Credit Suisse - Leveraged Finance
NA - NA
Bear, Stearns & Co. - Global Industries
NA - NA

Did anyone else get this email from Goldman?

aspiringmonkeyisanidiot — Fri, 18 May 2007 14:14:08 -0400

Hello XXXXX,

The Goldman, Sachs & Co. firm would like to offer our congratulations on finishing your school year! Now that exams have come to a close and you have some time to relax, you can look at the work you have accomplished over the past year with confidence and pride.

Enjoy your school break and best of luck in your summer endeavors!

Best regards,

The Go

Pretty funny...

aspiringmonkeyisanidiot — Thu, 17 May 2007 00:44:53 -0400

"The bonus increases are directly proportionate to the size hamster water bottle and feedbag they hang around the excel monkey's necks.

I would say though, that Wachovia Securities (headquartered in Charlotte, NC) has the best gig going. Good for you you cost-of-living analyzing SOBs ... now get up from your cubical, buy a boat, and go to the lake. Those people with long hairs, narrow waists and boobs .... those are girls."