The Best 13-D Ever Written

brackmdj — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:36:08 -0400

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/808918/000136541706000035/formsc1...

Enjoy fellas...its the letter at the very end of the 13-d

Analyst Class of '05

brackmdj — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:09:25 -0400

The day of reckoning is rapidly approaching...

What are your plans after analyst life, or lackthereof?

Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church

brackmdj — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:28:24 -0400

VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROSOFT common stock. If the deal goes through, it will be the first time a computer software company has acquired a major world religion.

With the acquisition, Pope John Paul II will become the senior vice-president of the combined company's new Religious Software Division, while MICROSOFT senior vice-presidents Michael Maples and Steven Ballmer will be invested in the College of Cardinals, said MICROSOFT Chairman Bill Gates.

Don't make 'em like they used to...

brackmdj — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:12:00 -0400

(Just an email that was forwarded to me--didn't write it--thought it was good for a cheap laugh)

Editorial: Interns â€“ They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To

Where the hell is the summer guy? Pete, or whatever the fuck his name is. I need him to make some photocopies and buy me a Coke. Wait a minute. Heâ€™s home? Resting? Itâ€™s only 2am. Heâ€™s sick? What the hell is that? The guyâ€™s only been here ten weeks and heâ€™s got mono? What a pussy. Boy, they donâ€™t make summer interns like they used to.