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"You know, before Lumina moved in, this used to be a quiant neighborhood crack house."
RIP another victim of Kevin Roose
I finally figured out what @"mookeyisland" can do with his 400k
The broken window fallacy is survived by Lumina Investments
Lumina Investments is outsourcing to Detroit.
"We're a step up from starting in a garage"
Welcome to Camden, NJ.
New Company Slogan: We Invest Your Money, Not Ours.
The "founders" have already delivered the BEST caption for this, seriously...
“Steve Jobs started Apple in his garage, and we've moved up to an office."
Its foundation is worse than a ponzi scheme.
Lumina Investments:
For the practical investor, our assets offer a better Sharp ratio than any other firm, guaranteed!
Lumina Investments - The dark side of the Force!
As the late and great Jordan Belfort put; Never judge a book by its cover.....wish I read the back back cover of that one.
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Diversify your 401K plan with Lumina Investments' new Emerging Drug Market Mutual Funds
Private Equity firm hiring in Detroit
They misspelled firing.
At Lumina, we've created a new headquarters, errr ummm....PORTFOLIO for our clients that specializes in undervalued Detroit real estate.
Ha. Idiots.
This isn't a joke, we're a real hedge fund
well, at least I'll get that corner office I always wanted
Lumina Investments: Still a better career move than the AXA Equitable recruiter spam that I get every day.
On an aside, I really hope that anyone approached by them to invest will at least do a Google search and stumble upon the numerous WSO posts in regards to their "experience"...
In all fairness, what 21 year old college senior DIDN'T think they knew everything about the market and wanted to start their own hedge fund? Their main problem was that nobody around them told them any better, and in fact made the problem worse by encouraging them.
Should we call it the "American Idol Effect"? Don't know how bad you are until you removed the earphones? There's been a lot of people in this world that could've used a hard dose of reality from self-assessment, and input from family and friends.
Lumina's partners overestimated the value of 2% of "less than a million dollars" when searching for an office.
Our trading strategy is event driven. For example, when there are gunshots outside we stop trading.
The winner!
I am a representative from Fairfield Greenwich contacting Mr. Elliot Carol about investing some of our clients money... We'll have all of the meetings in OUR offices. (Gotta maintain plausible deniability...)
Here is a link to the website for the building that they are registered in (at least by way of their SEC filings). Not sure how much space they have, but they're getting money from somewhere. Charlotte commercial real estate doesn't come cheap. http://transamericasquare.info/
Could someone please shed some light on the reason we decided to move to Flint? Get it? Because light and lumi- nevermind.
My last caption, "We would like to request that any potential candidates bring their own dartboard and/or stock-picking chimpanzee."
I heard they've been recruiting heavily at local high schools for their SA program.
"Lumina Investments... More like Animul Investments..." Get it... Lumina spelled backwards. lol.. God I want to go home, this work day is not ending fast enough.
Lumina Investments "Let us play with your money"
"We have a stringent investment PHILOSOPSHY."
Is their website really this: http://www.luminainvestments.com/ ? or is my web browser not working?
Lumina Investments: Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while
Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make.
We never ask out clients to judge us on our winners, we ask them to judge us on our losers because we have so few.
This has been an exceptional year for us hear at Lumina Investments. Our long Beanie Babies position has yielded returns above our initial target price and due to the large influx of capital attributable to said performance, we are expanding our team in order to assist in our coverage expansion into baseball cards and Star Wars collectibles.
Hey guys, look at the bright side...at least we're not at UBS.
Lumina Investments' leveraged expansion into REPE. "The more risk, the more return... right?"
Calling all Kennen-Flagler MBA's
Introducing our newest asset class, the Chevy Lumina! Whoever said cars aren't good investments?
Lumina Investments: Where crack dealer is the only front office position
For all applicants interested in a junior analyst position, please roll up your resume and cover letter with a rubber band and throw the bundle through one of our cracked windows. If you don't hear back in 8-10 weeks please throw in a new bundle.
Experience Required: Some College
oh you think we look shady from outside ...
The Illumenati launch new subsidiary to reach the under-served metro market communities.
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