The interviewers reaction
In all seriousness, what would you do if you were asked to do something shicking during an IB interview. I wasn't asked this, but I understand many are. If the interviewer was a female I would prolly kiss her.
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shocking, that is
I like the idea, Dan, but the problem with kissing her is that you have to get out of your seat and fucking lean in etc. she will see it coming from a mile away and probably block you.
a much better alternative:
Interviewer "Okay. Do something shocking."
Me "Close your eyes, and give me your hand."
Interviewer closes eyes
Me whips out hugely erect penis, well-lubed from before the interview, and places interviewer's hand on penis
...tell them to cut the bullshit and ask me something real or just fucking hire me.
"To Know Me Is To Love Me"-Jebus Price
walk up and punch them in the face...that'll teach them to ask stupid questions
but probably I would just walk up and throw all of the stuff from their desk...then justify that with, the reason this is shocking, is because I would never allow such a social outburst
the kiss would be the best. it would woo a female interviewer.
then what?
a make out, not a kiss. then nothing. if you were good she might like it. of course, before you do that shit look for a ring.
Zala your post is exactly how i called it in the other thread.
stop following me around, you petty little fuck. mis ind is not going to have cybersex with you.
i don't see myself epimping her...so it would be pretty weird if she would start.
And I'm not following you around, the only reason I saw your posts on the vault was because I was looking for more information.
Oh and btw, look at all your posts, you've said a profanity or inapropriate comment in pretty much every one of your posts...that shows your maturity level pretty well.
yeah you would say close your eyes. you would get up from your chair and pull out like a 5 seconds make out session. you gotta be good looking though. if your a fat slob you couldnt pull that shit off.
who knows, if shes an analyst it could pull you a date.
not for a kiss, and plus she said do something shocking
what are the chances anyways that you get inteyrviewed by a woman
I've had 9 different people interviewing me, they were all guys...
Any other ideas besides throwing things (altough Andrew has a good point about abnormal behavior), breaking windows, exposing yourself, etc?
Do your own homework, alvar. This is an easy question - anything goes.
Interviewers who ask the interviewee to do "something shocking" are probably a miniscule amount so I don
what about just saying no? that might be a safe response
I would ask "To what end?"
and feeling confident, I'd get up, walk over to the liquer cabinet, and take a shot of Scotch.
Alternatively, if I wasn't feeling confident, I'd get up, pick up my chair, and try to throw it through the window...all while threatening to jump/kill myself if they don't hire me.
the kiss would be hot
spit on their desk
and lay it out on the table. Some firms will give you an automatic offer if you are 8.0+ inches.
Unfortunately I didn't have that option, lol.
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