The perfect gift for everyone here on WSO

Starting your Christmas shopping early?

Wondering what would be cool to put on your desk?

Well, look no further because Thatsmyface, a custom action figure maker, has just came out with the perfect gift any aspiring monkey all the way up to the Big Swinging Dicks would love.

A Lloyd Blankfein action figure.

I can see the commercial already:


God’s work sold separately.

Ridiculous storyboard aside, they’ve got a frigging Barbie line for Goldmanites here, there’s business suit Lloyd, military Lloyd, casual Lloyd, and my personal favorite; Indiana Jones Lloyd.

And if Mr. Blankfein isn’t your cup of tea, they have Hank Paulson and Benny Bernanke available as well.


What’s funny here is that with just a few photos of the subject, the company can make any action figure you want; Cheeseburger action Warren Buffett, Meditating Ray Dalio, - I’m thinking of sending some for a Jimmy Cayne with reefer rolling action.

So who’d you guys want to have made?

Or better yet, who’d be great as the official WSO action figure?

Gekko? Bateman?

Let’s see your ideas.

 

Anthony D. He deserves his own figurine. He can pick his own outfit.

But imma have to throw in Blake Lively figurine in too (for personal reasons)

 
zbb:
Anthony D. He deserves his own figurine. He can pick his own outfit.(for personal reasons)

It would have to lean to the right just like he does (both in his picture and in life)

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

LOL what special action would you give him?

I think what you're looking for is a Blake Lively blowup doll dude hahaha

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

Since we've moved on to blowup dolls:

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

Dude, I checked out this thread and im like WTF. People talking about making a doll of me? lol.

Trust me WSO. I am not that cool in real life. Only doll I need made of me is a fucking Voodoo doll lol

 
Anthony .:
Dude, I checked out this thread and im like WTF. People talking about making a doll of me? lol.

Trust me WSO. I am not that cool in real life. Only doll I need made of me is a fucking Voodoo doll lol

I think a blow up doll might be a better option...I'll send you one of yourself for christmas

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
Anthony .:
Haha. Imagine the merchandising that Patrick could do with the Anthony blow up WSO sex doll hahahaha

Just think, when posters tell you to go fuck yourself........ you can.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 
Gekko21:
Anthony .:
Haha. Imagine the merchandising that Patrick could do with the Anthony blow up WSO sex doll hahahaha

Just think, when posters tell you to go fuck yourself........ you can.

That was largely my original intent haha

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

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