Do people swear at the office?

Title should be very straight forward. I was wondering if people usually swear in IB. I don’t mean like in front of clients but more like an associate talking to their analysts.

 
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You're allowed to swear but it has to be justified. If it's 3PM, you're on your second week and only have two live deals to work on and you're bitching and moaning throwing F bombs around left and right then you're just soft. 

On the other hand, if it's nearing midnight and you go to the kitchen to realize that one of the Associates has fucked the apple pie that your mum packed you with your lunch, it is acceptable to come back to the floor and be like "Yo, did you fuck my apple pie???" 

 
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You're allowed to swear but it has to be justified. If it's 3PM, you're on your second week and only have two live deals to work on and you're bitching and moaning throwing F bombs around left and right then you're just soft. 

On the other hand, if it's nearing midnight and you go to the kitchen to realize that one of the Associates has fucked the apple pie that your mum packed you with your lunch, it is acceptable to come back to the floor and be like "Yo, did you fuck my apple pie???" 

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As others have said, it needs to be justified.  Something else I'll add is that it can't be particularly offensive to a specific group.  I like to say "F**k is OK, but 'Son of a B!tch' will have HR make you apologize to all your coworkers born out of wedlock."

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

When I interned at a PE fund people swore all the time, having the partners quasi cuss out a client was hilarious. they also didn't give af when I swore (neither did anyone else on the team

 

Yes. 

Amusingly, I know a guy who left a fantastic job because they "swore in the office." One of the most comically lame stories I've heard. 

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Unprofessional and signifies a regression in human development.

Communicate clearly, be reasonable, and have self control and there’s no need.

Creates a better office culture - hence why PE forms with kind cultures are highly coveted and have much better retention rates.

Win win for everyone  

 

When I worked in PE for a short time, my boss would never cuss except that one day he got hit with a $300K water charge at a portco warehouse and cussed like a drunk sailor. He was a Navy guy though. I was scared. Was very unexpected. I think the water meter broke and we got most of the money back.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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