GS Elevator Gossip 5/9-5/10

5/10/12 [HK] #1: Come one man, this is Asia. At Deutsche, Michael Luk sent an analyst to Jakarta with a Birkin bag to win a HY mandate.

5/10/12 #1: I saw Zuckerberg at the IPO luncheon in his dopey-looking hoodie. #2: Heard it had 'Team Zimmerman' on the back.

5/9/12 #1: My tie collection is worth more than your car.

5/10/12 #1 [on the phone]: F*ck you. You threw in the towel at 10pm on Friday, and then took 2 days off.

5/11/12 [London] Skirt #1: Singapore Airlines does an All-Business Class direct flight. MD #1: Where the Hell am I going to sit?

5/13/12 #1: I drive better drunk. I go the speed limit. I concentrate. And I don't use my Blackberry. #2: The new S-class drives itself.
 
GoodBread:
Not to be a dick, but you wouldn't last a second on Dealbreaker.

Why not? :(

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 
GoodBread:
I'm referring to GSElevator. Vastly overrated.

okay good..cause i know im not overrated

but yea...i dont think anyone gives 2 shits about GS elevator anymore

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 

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