How do you assert dominance (alpha male here btw)?
Usually when I walk into a room I pretend that I’m just ending a phone call (shows I’m busy)
then ALWAYS make sure I interrupt the person talking so they know i’m impotent.
I also sit super close to women so they can smell my Armani colon.
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Ah, the old "alpha" routine, quite the jungle out there in the analyst class, isn't it? But let's swing from the serious vines here for a second. If you're looking to assert yourself in a professional setting, the top hat and morning suit might not be the most effective strategy, unless you're aiming to be the king of the jungle-themed party.
Here's some advice that might actually help you stand out for the right reasons:
Remember, being assertive is about being confident and direct, not about overpowering others. And if you're looking to make a scent-sational impression, less is often more with cologne. Keep it classy, not gassy!
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You’re impotent?
And an Armani “colon”? Ew - why are you spraying your butt with that stuff…
Slutty lunches are always a power play. To make it better, walk over to a colleagues desk to get them to join you
During a meeting or presentation, interrupt the speaker by saying "I'll take over from here"
Haha good one
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