Edmundo you owe me a 23" widescreen for the one I just yacked on. So gross.

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 

bwahahahahahaa yeah I know TOO FUNNY. I always think its a 22 but its really a 23. When your trading with 2 screens every inch counts!

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 
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Is this stuff OTC? If so, where can I buy it?
Some pharmacy's will have it. You usually have to have a reason though. Hope you aren't a 15 year old female gymnast because that'll raise some eyebrows.
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Is this stuff OTC? If so, where can I buy it?
Some pharmacy's will have it. You usually have to have a reason though. Hope you aren't a 15 year old female gymnast because that'll raise some eyebrows.

I think some teammates could have used this back in my HS wrestling days.

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I don't know who revived this thread, but this clip actually comes from a 2-hour National Lampoon showcase of failed reality shows. Some of them are fucking awesome. I'm not going to go into detail because I know some of you are sensitive, but if you're not the type to get offended by racial stuff go to YouTube and look up The Amazing Racist.

It came from the same collection of failed reality shows and it's hilarious. One segment shows the guy picking up a bunch of illegals at Home Depot by telling them he needs to build a deck and then he drops them off at Immigration, another one has him wearing a yarmulke into a mosque, etc...

 
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Edmundo Braverman:
I don't know who revived this thread, but this clip actually comes from a 2-hour National Lampoon showcase of failed reality shows. Some of them are fucking awesome. I'm not going to go into detail because I know some of you are sensitive, but if you're not the type to get offended by racial stuff go to YouTube and look up The Amazing Racist.

It came from the same collection of failed reality shows and it's hilarious. One segment shows the guy picking up a bunch of illegals at Home Depot by telling them he needs to build a deck and then he drops them off at Immigration, another one has him wearing a yarmulke into a mosque, etc...

I thought this one (the throw-up dude one) quite disturbing though. You can tell how even $100 is a lot of money for this guy... And the way the speaker talks to him is just plain degrading. This is sad

 

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