Michelle Caruso Cabrera

Ok, many of the forum posts I've seen lately have been kind of lame so I wanted to post something of interest to me recently and gauge opinions. WTF is up with Michelle Caruso Cabrera. Ever since she's been reporting from Greece she looks like a damn racoon. She used to be one of the only reasons I looked up from my monitor to watch CNBC (besides Mandy Drury) but now she looks like a gothic clown. What is up up with this?

 

I think it's just too much eye makeup. But I rarely look at mcc above the neck, if you catch my drift.

mandy drury is the hottest chick ever btw

 

"New to the building?"

"Yea, everyone's been really nice so far"

"well that's because you got big jugs" "I mean... your boobs are huge" "I mean... I wanna squeeze em!" "...mama..."

SLAP

Name that movie...

....And I agree with OP

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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