John Stewarts take on this whole thing was pretty hilarious too especially considering that he's been friends with the guy since College.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
IlliniProgrammer:
-People are dying in Syria and Libya. -A madman dictator is going to be the president of OPEC when they hold a meeting tomorrow morning. -Obamacare is going to bankrupt the country.

But we are interrupting more important coverage for a congressman with a funny name who made a stupid tweet.

Yeah. That's kind of our thing.

 
IlliniProgrammer:
-People are dying in Syria and Libya. -A madman dictator is going to be the president of OPEC when they hold a meeting tomorrow morning. -Obamacare is going to bankrupt the country.

But we are interrupting more important coverage for a congressman with a funny name who made a stupid tweet.

Well I for one support Weiner. He reminds me of Paul Revere you know? The guy who warned the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.

"Cut the burger into thirds, place it on the fries, roll one up homey..." - Epic Meal Time
 

The man is stupid. How can anyone, at his age and with his aspirations do something that stupid? What did he get out of sending those pics? Couldn't have just sent those pics to his wife? What a clown.

I am not cocky, I am confident, and when you tell me I am the best it is a compliment. -Styles P
 

Some of you guys are acting like the smartest guys in the room go into politics.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

I love that, after admitting to everything, there is this chorus of 'Oh, congressmen are human too, we all make mistakes." Had this been someone with an R-(insert state) they would be talking about trying him for treason since he used a government phone or some shit...

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgee:
I love that, after admitting to everything, there is this chorus of 'Oh, congressmen are human too, we all make mistakes." Had this been someone with an R-(insert state) they would be talking about trying him for treason since he used a government phone or some shit...

Had it been someone with an R-(insert state), the pics would've been sent to a guy. Just sayin'.

 
Edmundo Braverman:
happypantsmcgee:
I love that, after admitting to everything, there is this chorus of 'Oh, congressmen are human too, we all make mistakes." Had this been someone with an R-(insert state) they would be talking about trying him for treason since he used a government phone or some shit...

Had it been someone with an R-(insert state), the pics would've been sent to a guy. Just sayin'.

hahaha, this had me dying.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

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