Run your life through a DCF
Got this as a recent interview question, was curious how some of you guys would answer it. Any takers?
Got this as a recent interview question, was curious how some of you guys would answer it. Any takers?
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Highly levered early, so all the value accrues in the terminal years...
exponential growth
blue screen of death
What's the discount rate for happiness?
auto-ding if you say that - sounds like work-life balance matters way too much to you... ;-)
High capex due to plastic surgery for your wives.
Some may be considered "bolt-ons"...
Special situation with a near term catalyst for rapid growth that will unlock hidden value.
As an analyst, lever up significantly and pay yourself a huge special dividend. Sell your soul to a PE firm later and realize a large ROE.
What a stupid fucking question.
ref
My life will end just like a DCFs..with some hungover, fresh out of college graduate poking around trying to fix me, and fucking everything up.
DCF: Department of Children & Families? Yes we all should consider this a resource, but only file a report if you see evidence of abuse.
I'm all good will. Take that and put it in your IRR box, and smoke it!
Since there are a lot of tangents going on here, does anybody else think its weird that ChristianMingle advertises on here?
No, what's weird is FarmersOnly. I still don't know if it's a big joke or a real thing.
I think it's clear that Christian farmers love bankers. Act accordingly.
probably says more about your surfing habits since many of the ads served are base on sites you've visited before (google is smart)...maybe you've been spending a lot of time on Plenty of Fish, okCupid and Match lately?? ;-)
lelelel
I'm looking for long-term commitment. ;)
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