The Divorce Fund: Speculating on Your Misery

I have spoken candidly in the past and will gladly do so again, about my misadventures in the world of marriage. It's a world many foolish men enter, but few ever leave financially unscathed. Today, we look at yet another nail in the coffin of this once noble and righteous institution.

One year ago, Stacey Napp founded Balance Point. Not surprisingly, with money from her own divorce settlement. Balance Point is a divorce investment fund. It essentially ponies up its legal services for free (under the guise of a financial investment) and takes a percentage of the winnings, pardon... settlement .

Spilling the Stout

It was a clear white night, a clear black moon...

I may be Almost Human but I feel like a Baboon.

The cold beer streamed off the side of my leg as I cursed that blasted spillage. The lit spliff in my left and the barely legal gaggerette bobbing for apple made my free right hand of little use.

To be or not to be?

To huff or not to puff?

To blast or to make it last?

Those were the sorts of thoughts running through my head as that frigid coldness made me shiver. Not to be outdone, my company had to stop and give commentary.

Not something I'm fond of.

If only there was a way they could keep their tongues, but only use them for good...

In response, I offered: