The douchiest things I ever said: can you top this?

Mod Note (Andy): Throwback Thursday: this was originally posted 6/11/12

There are some segments of the economy in which it takes a douchebag to drive value. (This is unfortunate, but empirically observable.) And Auntie Bankerella is worried.

See, over the years I've seen douchebaggery decline little-by-little, both on WSO and in my work life. You young monkeys currently entering the prime of your douche years are just not as douchy as we were back in the day.

I'm not saying it's your fault. Few people achieve their full potential of douchiness naturally; it's something most of us learn by emulation. Which means my generation hasn't properly schooled you guys.

Cold Hard GMAT: Are You Too Stupid to Hit 760?

Mod note: "Best of Bankerella" - this was originally posted 6/22/12

Do you want to go to a top b-school? You should have a 99th percentile GMAT .

This is hugely controversial. I have no idea why. If you're already assured of getting into your top school because you're so awesome or your dad's name is on one of the buildings, go ahead and flame me. This post is not for you. If you already got into your top school with a sub-99th percentile score, awesome -- but this post is not for you.

If you currently lack certainty around getting into your top school, here's why you need a 760+ score: