Office Hookups: The Cardinal Rule

Do you shit where you eat?

Analysts are consistently pulling 80-100+ hour weeks. We often have to relocate from our home or college base into the unknown and dark world of a bullpen. In the early days of the analyst gig, you might not even care to go out to a bar to try your luck with the ladies. After all, is it really worth it when your associate makes your life even more miserable the next day with your inevitable hangover?

After being in close quarters for countless hours, sometimes you just cannot help but imagine what that "cute" (aka fat) analista looks like without her skirt on. Don't even pretend like an Excel spreadsheet can distract your wandering mind.