A List of Hotties and Hunks - Dating on Wall Street

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A List of the Eligible Hotties and Hunks working on Wall Street:

1 Amit Bendi (Siris Capital Group)

2. Shanti Akkineni

3. Reza Amiri (Susa Fund Mgmt)

4. Elizabeth Milonopoulos (VP, GS)

5. Denver Smith (Breen, Murray, Carret)

6. Aerin Williams (Citi)

7. William Conrad (KPS Capital Partners)

8. Charles Davy (McDermott, Will & Emery)

9. Sunny Kantha (Mission Point Capital Parners)

10. Lidor Levkovitch (Avila Capital Parners)

Source: Hedge Hottie

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Natasha Bedingfield in Nicole Miller

 
Febreeze:
had to log in real quick to say op should kill himself. guy uses pick up lines. from a cartoon show.
those were pick up lines? LOL

also, those are some of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

 

Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

 
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SirTradesaLot:
Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

I love this girl ! Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

I know this is an old song, but I think it is a good one. Here is Shirley on the Late Night Show with Letterman.

Winners bring a bigger bag than you do. I have a degree in meritocracy.
 

What in the fuck is going on in here?

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
Financier4Hire:
duffmt6:
What in the fuck is going on in here?

You are on Battlestar Galactica and everybody is serenading the same girl.

Sorry, once again humor is the worst medicine.

And what the fuck does that even mean?

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

hahaha aren't we all immune? It's tough to date these guys, because if it goes wrong you have to keep on seeing them every day!!

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 

What ARE all of you TALKING about? You guys post about BEERS and BOOBS and TAILORING! This is also under the "Monkeying around" forum. I get kind of bored reading about all of your "man-talk" all day, so I'm posting something that the ladies of the forum might enjoy talking about which doesn't require us to use the same amount of brain cells that we use whilst working.

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 

Atropolation... don't worry, we know the TRUTH. This is a testosterone infused forum. Day after day we must read all this lame shit about guys and their beers, girls they date, fake boobs, long legs, pink shirts, where to buy shirts, where to buy suits, where to buy a tailored suit, how much to pay for a tailored suit, how much to pay for a shirt, how a man should dress, what watch to buy, what shoes to buy, where to live in NYC, how much to spend on a weekend, where to get the best haircuts, best hair salon for asian men, what kind of car analysts should drive, what kind of car associates should drive, hottest blondes, hottest brunettes, avg. height of a guy, avg. height of a girl, what to eat for breakfast, should they bike to work, should they cab to work, what bus to take to work, what time to work out in the day, what time to work out at night, what time to get laid, best place to get laid, best place in Brazil to get laid, best bars in NYC to get laid, how to build muscles, how much to tip a cab, how much to tip a waiter, whether to sign a prenup, what breakfast they should eat, what dinner they should eat, best place to whack off, best steak house in NYC, how to approach a girl, what to read, how to eat their food etc... ad nauseum day after day and week after week. The litany of the stuff they talk about proves that they're actually worse than little girls. They are whiny little bitches too sensitive and too self-absorbed to do anything for themselves unless they have prior approval or someone is holding their hand. At the end of the day they'll thump their chests victoriously and high five each other for the witty repertoire they've exchanged and the money they've supposedly made. This type of exhausting banter makes them feel like men. The truth is they're not men. They're boys trying frantically to be men but with little itty bitty wee wees they fall short. God forbid women exist in IB... and oh dear how these monkeys doth protest too much.

The Wise Sage.

 

give me a break:

You say little boys, and refer to someone that posts, "OMG, is there cute boys!?!?" a woman. Ironic much?

-------------- Either you sling crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot
 

Anyway, back to the cute guys. There's a whole bunch of guys next door except they don't wear suits to work.....which makes them oddly.....uncute? There's something about a suit on a man that I love. The tie, the hair...everything....except more often than not they have bullish attitude to go along with it. ha ha ha. I like how men in suits eat with ties on though, swinging it over their shoulders as to avoid getting stains on it. Concentrating on their sandwiches. Oh yeah. Too bad there aren't more women on this BB to discuss MEN!!!

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 

If I posted a pic of myself here, you'd think it was fake hahaha I used to be a model. Tall, blonde, thin. Too stupid of an industry to stay in though.

Seanc:
Atrop,

Why don't you post up a pic of yourself and let the guys here have a look at you ? Maybe some guy on here will ask you out.

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 

Fuggedabout men in suits... I've learned it gives men a false bravado. Also suits conceal the best parts of a man's body and since any geek will look better in a suit the suit will hide a shabby body. My preference is a man simply dressed in classic dark blue jeans and a crisp white shirt. No pretenses. If they have the butt to fill out those jeans, perfect. Ever notice how European men can pull off the jeans + blazer look so well? An IB'er trying to do the same, tragic.

 
aadpepsi:
Fuggedabout men in suits... I've learned it gives men a false bravado. Also suits conceal the best parts of a man's body and since any geek will look better in a suit the suit will hide a shabby body. My preference is a man simply dressed in classic dark blue jeans and a crisp white shirt. No pretenses. If they have the butt to fill out those jeans, perfect. Ever notice how European men can pull off the jeans + blazer look so well? An IB'er trying to do the same, tragic.

Yes, Jeans and blazer are nice. European men are not really my type though....maybe that's why I am immune? Don Johnson circa "Miami Vice" pulled off that look though, too a degree. I also am not a "butt" girl but more of a "tall, lanky man with dark hair" kind of girl.

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 

The men on this board are ripe for the picking, if only we could see what THEY looked like. Match.com? Bah! They got nothing on wso.com

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 

hahahaha agreed pepsi! I don't think it would be smart for ME to post a picture. Seanc, let's see what you got!!!!

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 

Noone wants to see my pic, also considering my controversial post history..It's best I remain anonymous.

Since you claim to be a model, I think you should back up your claims with some evidence...

 

To clarify - you're hardly controversial + EVERYONE wants to see your pic.

You have a notorious reputation of not following through. Do you really want to go through life defeated like that? I highly suggest you follow through with that pic.

 

Seanc has seen my pic via PM. C'mon SeanC, LET'S FOLLOW THROUGH AND SEE YOURS!!!!!!

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 

:DDDDDD

Yeah, I have the same concerns. :/. It's nice to fantasize though.

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 

He didn't share his pic!!! LOL! We aren't going out either hahahaha. :DDD

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 

Seanc! Where are your pics!!!!!!!!!! You have two lovely ladies who want to see what you look like!!!

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 

aadpepsi, if the hummer guy doesn't work out, I know a computer guy who LOVED your "wise sage" post and loves your mind.

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 

LOL!!! He is super smart though! Lots of ppl think he is attractive. I don't....cause I've been friends with him so long he's like a brother. He's super tall AND he worked for FactSet (In case your company uses that program). PLUS he plays WoW and he LOVES independant women.

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 

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********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

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