Beer For ALL

Ok guys, sometimes we just have to discuss important issues even if they've got nothing to do with the street. Some events are monumental and earth shattering. Sometimes even a hardcore cynic like me starts to hum the anthem and instinctively squeezes out a smile while placing hand over heart.

Yep. Today it happened, I am actually proud of my government for once and I want to share it with you monkeys...

There is no doubt that we have subjugated to the powers of piss poor beer for way too long. I pretty much have to bully waitresses and threaten bartenders in order to get them to stock something decent. For those of you interested in learning the economic background to this story, go and check out Beer Wars, a fascinating tale about how Anheuser Busch and their lobby keeps us swimming in piss poor light lagers.

Well...shockingly it seems that our inept regulators from both sides of the isle are doing something to correct this injustice. Earlier this week, legislation was introduced in the Senate that would lower excise taxes on small breweries. This brings hope to us proper lushes that one day soon, we will have more options in bars than before. This momentous event may lead to a day when I no longer have to order that liquid turd enema called Guinness in lieu of a true dark stout.

The alcohol industry brings in over $100 billion a year in revenue, it's time some of the quality stuff got a chance to grow. I feel like I am at the dawn of the tech bubble for brews. If only Dogfish Head and Left Hand Breweries sold shares...

But since St. Pattie's is here I want to hear about your favorite beer. I am just now cracking the first one of the day, so I have lots of work to do...

What is that one unique little flavor or taste that you cannot get in most every public drinking place? What little craft beers are your faves and what do you love about them?

Join me in the excitement even if you're hours away from getting out from under your cubicle's authority. I'm really excited about this. Words alone can't describe. Here's to every grocery being filled with 18% Belgian Tripels one day soon.

Cheers and Happy St. Patrick's.

 
econ:
I can drink to that!

@ Midas @ econ

"This momentous event may lead to a day when I no longer have to order that liquid turd enema called Guinness in lieu of a true dark stout."

What are you fucking kidding me? Dogdick Fish Head? Go toss a frizbee in the quad dooshbag

Adapt, evolve, compete, or die. -PTJ
 

My favorite pint is of Timothy Taylor. Only had it a few times while studying in London. Never seen it stateside.

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teddy brosevelt:
My favorite pint is of Timothy Taylor. Only had it a few times while studying in London. Never seen it stateside.

Timothy Taylor is amazing, drank it all last spring when I was abroad but can't find it here either.

To all the Shiner haters, you're probably drinking the reject shit we export to the Yankee states so we can keep the good stuff down here. Don't hate Shiner till you've tried their Bohemian Black.

1664 is what homeless British people drink. So is Stella, as a matter of fact.

 
hartfordwhalers84:
Left Hand Milk Stout is amazing. I love the sweet taste and smoothness.

Just tried milk stout for the first time yesterday, and I am a huge fan.

Bourbon barrel ale from Kentucky Ale is really good but hard to come by in the northeast. I usually end up drinking Sam Adams Boston Lager or Octoberfest if it's fall.

 
Edmundo Braverman:
txjustin:
I like a Houston brewery called St. Arnolds brewery. Make some damn fine brews. I like most dark beers and love Octoberfest beers. I'm a beer snob, there, I said it.

I drink a lot of Shiner Bock when I'm down that way.

Shiner Bock is a good beer for sure.

 
  • SAM ADAMS!!!!! ALL OF THEM
  • GUINNESS
  • JAMESON
  • CAR BOMBS
  • YEUNGLING
  • 7+7
  • miller light once I've got a buzz. It all tastes the same at that point
  • and once in a while a glass of good Pinot Noir

Franziskaner was the tastiest beer I ever tried, but not too many places serve it.

Get busy living
 
UFOinsider:
Franziskaner was the tastiest beer I ever tried, but not too many places serve it.
Franziskaner rocks the house. Usually, any dedicated German or Belgian pub has it. There's always one of those in the area.

Shiner Bock is piss. Don't get what everyone likes about it.

 

I can't be happier to hear that our government is encouraging small brewers to grow their business. Althoug if I have some fucking little hipster bitch tell me that I should be drinking Dogfish Head instead of an Old Rasputin or a Double Bastard on the basis of "It's Dogfish Head" without any reason, I am going to tear that twat waffle a new one.

That said, when I finally get to sit down and drink, I have a bottle of Pliny the Elder, a 6 of Kona's Pipeline Porter and a 6 of DeSchutes Inversion IPA to enjoy... Although now that you mention it, I need to pick up some Left Hand, Ska, Durango Steamworks and Tommy Knocker when I get a chance.

To the crux of the matter though, I really don't have a favorite. It's a matter of finding things that I appreciate or just don't like. And yes... I can't wait to see good beer appear on the shelves of more stores.

 

@txjustin and eddie,

I love yooz guys but Shiner Bock is the equivalent of peeing up into the air and calling it a waterfall. That stuff is nasty, nastier than the junk that comes out after having 20 of them on an empty stomach. Worst of all, when I landed in Houston and had my first one ever at the airport...the pygmy inca midget serving me did not believe I was the guy in my driver's license, passport and FOID card photos. I had to battle rap Pocahontas just to have that bootay. Neva again, gentlemen!

 
Midas Mulligan Magoo:
@txjustin and eddie,

I love yooz guys but Shiner Bock is the equivalent of peeing up into the air and calling it a waterfall. That stuff is nasty, nastier than the junk that comes out after having 20 of them on an empty stomach. Worst of all, when I landed in Houston and had my first one ever at the airport...the pygmy inca midget serving me did not believe I was the guy in my driver's license, passport and FOID card photos. I had to battle rap Pocahontas just to have that bootay. Neva again, gentlemen!

Haha Midas! Shiner was my entry point into bocks and dark beers. I rarely drink shiner anymore unless I'm wanting a change or that's all there is.

 
txjustin:
Midas Mulligan Magoo:
@txjustin and eddie,

I love yooz guys but Shiner Bock is the equivalent of peeing up into the air and calling it a waterfall. That stuff is nasty, nastier than the junk that comes out after having 20 of them on an empty stomach. Worst of all, when I landed in Houston and had my first one ever at the airport...the pygmy inca midget serving me did not believe I was the guy in my driver's license, passport and FOID card photos. I had to battle rap Pocahontas just to have that bootay. Neva again, gentlemen!

Haha Midas! Shiner was my entry point into bocks and dark beers. I rarely drink shiner anymore unless I'm wanting a change or that's all there is.

You sir are exempt from the shame of drinking Shiner Knob as it has been established that you do God's work. If I may suggest some quality dark beers that I know are on hand at Spec's give: Bell's Expedition Stout, Brooklyn Brewery Double Chocolate Stout and Victory Storm King a shot.

 

I went to Beerfest in AC the past 2 years, and they always have some quality brews. Any beer fan should definitely check it out. I couldn't tell you any of the names though...pregaming beerfest with $2 shots doesn't help short-term memory...

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Staropramen Dark Beer Innis and Gunn Hobgoblin

just to mention a few.

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Veni Vidi Vici:
Staropramen Dark Beer Innis and Gunn Hobgoblin

just to mention a few.

Correct, Veni Vidi Vici.

Some of you don't know what you're talking about, but each of these is delicious. I also like Mc Chouffe and La Chouffe.

For some good pubs in London, look around the LSE. The area around the barristers' chambers hasn't changed much in several hundred years, so a lot of the pubs have been there for quite a while. The Edgar Wallace and The Seven Stars regularly rotate out small-batch English bitters. When they cash a keg, they get something else, so there is always something tasty on tap.

Don't bring loud, rowdy assholes, though, as it's never wise to be too drunk around England's most powerful lawyers.

 
brotherbear:
Veni Vidi Vici:
Staropramen Dark Beer Innis and Gunn Hobgoblin

just to mention a few.

For some good pubs in London, look around the LSE. The area around the barristers' chambers hasn't changed much in several hundred years, so a lot of the pubs have been there for quite a while. The Edgar Wallace and The Seven Stars regularly rotate out small-batch English bitters. When they cash a keg, they get something else, so there is always something tasty on tap.

Don't bring loud, rowdy assholes, though, as it's never wise to be too drunk around England's most powerful lawyers.

Ssshhh.. Noo.. there you went and told this to half the world, now everyone will be flocking to the ye olde cheshire cheese..

 
blue4you:
I remember freshman year in college my friends and I thought Corona was the pinnacle of beers. I can barely drink it now. Been a fan of Guinness and Hoegaarden lately.
Same here with SoCo. A roommate from out west bought a gallon of the shit with him and we polished it off over the course of a couple of semesters.....needless to say, I can't even look at it now.

Blueberry beer sounds funky, but it's pretty frackin good

Get busy living
 
Best Response
brotherbear:
Speaking of which, does anyone have some suggestions on bars in New York that have a good beer selections?

Maybe a range of places (dive, decent, upscale)?

Dive: D/B/A-3rd St and 1st Ave Manchester Pub-49th and 2nd Ave Blind Tiger-Bleeker & Commerce Peculiar Pub- Bleeker & Thompson

Decent: Valhalla-54th and 9th Ave Pony Bar- 45th and 10th Ave Spitzers- Rivington and Ludlow (Kind of divey but in an LES way) Ginger Man- 36th and 5th BXL- 2 of them, one on 43rd and 6th, the other on the East side Burp Castle-7th and 2nd David Copperfield's-74th and York

These are just Manhattan ones; there are plenty in Brooklyn and Astoria as well.

Can't think of any that are really "upscale" per se, though a lot of upscale bars now have small-but-nice-beer ("well-curated" as my more pretentious beer-snob friends would put it) selections. Maybe BXL.

My favorite beers: 1) I celebrate Dogfish Head, Troeg and Captain Lawrence's entire catalogues 2) My favorite Belgian is Rochefort-like drinking velvet. 3) My favorite UK beer is Old Speckled Hen-love the Guiness texture with a more interesting flavor.

There have been many great comebacks throughout history. Jesus was dead but then came back as an all-powerful God-Zombie.
 
Kenny_Powers_CFA:
1) I celebrate Dogfish Head

Yes.

Also, most of what comes from Three Floyds and Bell's is pretty fucking good. Goose Island, Boulevard, and Stone make some very interesting beers that I really like, too.

 
brotherbear:
Speaking of which, does anyone have some suggestions on bars in New York that have a good beer selections?

Maybe a range of places (dive, decent, upscale)?

The Gingerman

Great selection, prices aren't bad. Try a Gingerman Hotdog while you're there. It's not a dive bar, more like rustic.

 
UFOinsider:
Dude, you forgot the Blarney Stone midtown....
Tons of others-Blarney Stone, Stag's Head, Hop Devil, I could go on. Those are just some of my favs. Blarney Stone is the perfect bar for today, though-got to love the nasty-delicious corned beef.
There have been many great comebacks throughout history. Jesus was dead but then came back as an all-powerful God-Zombie.
 

Kenny Powers,

I'm not sure I've ever had a bad Belgian beer. The shit those monks crank out is unreal. I was in Bruges for the weekend a couple weeks ago and it was like Heaven.

I've lived in Paris for over two years and I bet I haven't had 200 beers the whole time I've been here (for a frame of reference, I'd average about 40 beers a week in New Orleans). Now I want to move to Belgium. Everyone speaks English and the beer is out of this world.

 

With that being said, I really like Leinenkugel's Honey Weiss, Newcastle, Killian's, and there's a few more. I don't get to try out too many different kinds of beers sadly, I try to get a six pack a week of something different (see: expensive).

A micro-brewery/bar has a beer around here called "something something black hole of deliciousness" that's a cherry stout that's pretty good.... kinda wanna try some more

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

Thanks God I live in Germany!!!!

Valor is of no service, chance rules all, and the bravest often fall by the hands of cowards. - Tacitus Dr. Nick Riviera: Hey, don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here. Save that for court!
 
Edmundo Braverman:
You guys are killing me. My wife's beer of choice in the States is Coors Light.
TASTE THE ROCKIES

What are the chances of that? I just picked some random light beer out of a hat because I like heavier brews.

Speaking of which, I'm going out for a Guinness.

Get busy living
 

For all of you bitching about not being able to get XYZ in the US. Go to a decent beer distributor and have them order it by the case. Done. Thank me later.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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