Capitalism, Investment, and Weed: You Gonna Get So HIIIGGHHHHH
For struggling industries, capitalism can be a real hose beast. Take an example that's close to my heart: the once plucky journalism. The Federal Trade Commission published a report this month advising the government to financially support the re-invention of journalism because existing newspapers and mags et al are having such a tough time creating sustainable business models. And because journalism is the Fourth Estate, muthaf**ka.
I, personally, support any institution of policy that would prevent the further decline of traditional media -- but others might hold this governmental intervention as a direct affront to capitalism because one might say those resources could be better utilized elsewhere. BUT, regardless of whether or not you're a gun-stroking libertarian, it's hard to deny that capitalism makes some strange bedfellows -- and when it begins to interact with nontraditional, young industries especially -- hilarity ensues. (And heartbreak. And gov'ment intervention. And opportunity. YAY!!!!!)
Par exemple, I give you The New York Times' recent feature on the burgeoning marijuana industry in states like Colorado (where the sale of medical marijuana is legal) and the regulatory rules, taxation, etc being devised to curb the new green market. In Colorado alone, there are over 1,000 dispensaries and the estimation is that more than 80,000 people have weed certificates. Weed is becoming a big, legit business. Albeit a strange one.
Though I have to say, for me, the idea (and process) of the weed market being legitimized is absolutely hilarious. Even if I were to legally visit a weed dispensary, I would make my pharmacist meet me in some sketchy alleyway and would insist on her ripping me off and maybe knifing me once or twice.
Not to mention ... the medical marijuana business is raking in millions, and some dispensaries are turning into high-end boutiques or "wellness centers" that offer pilates and massage, etc. Many dispensaries end up looking like a Pottery Barn or some fruity apothecary. White people find a way to take the soul right out of everything ... even WEED DEALING! It's madness, I tell you. Reefer madness.
But don't think just because you've worked on Wall Street or have been to BUSINESS school that you can just go in and outwit those lazy stoners and become the Sergei and Larry (the Google guys) of the reefer industry ... according to Ravi Respeto, manager of The Farmacy, an upscale dispensary in CO, “No M.B.A. program could have prepared me for this experience,” she says, wearing a cream-colored smock made of hemp. “People have this misconception that you just jump into it and start making money hand over fist, and that is not the case.”
I would consider working at one of these establishments, IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO WEAR A HEMP SMOCK. I refuse to do that on principle. Sounds like Cold Stone. Though, "Hemp Smock" is definitely a great name for my one-man jamband. Our hit singles "Veggie Burrito" and "Quit Burnin' My Trees" should be hitting Starbucks near you soon.
Yup, life is hard for the small business owner ON WEED. You have to deal with the growers, government restrictions, oh and maybe some gang wars and irate Colombian drug lords. The weed market is still in its wild west phase and likely will be for quite some time, but there are still plenty of ways to get high ... PROFITS!!!!
You see, as the article informs us, weed is a $25 billion industry in the U.S. -- so, as it goes legit, there's going to be some serious tax revenue from its sale as medicine. Doctors are already figuring this out. Need convincing? Well, those risk-loving investors in the financial industry can smell a crisp dollar bill from 8 miles away... "We’re past the days when people call here to ask if marijuana will give men breasts,” says Allen St. Pierre, the executive director of Nat'l Org. for the Reformation of Maryjane Laws. “Now, the calls are from angel investors, or REITs — people who are looking for ways to invest or offer their services.”
Marijuana may not give you a new pair of DD's, and it may not be an immediate gateway to unemployment and child abduction, but its legal sale does seem to offer plenty of opportunities to make money if you know where to look and put in some research. But first you'll have get on the wagon so you can stop thinking your tv remote is your portable phone.
What's more, there are already a few cannabis companies that have gone public. Investment opps abound. But, FYI, as this guy says, like the gold rush, money may not be made by the miners, but by the suppliers.
Now, I personally do not smoke marijuana anymore. Marijuana took my baby. And left some Phish CDs hanging around. So I don't condone this kind of behavior, but that doesn't mean I'm not willing to experiment. For money. So I'd like to hear your (serious) thoughts about this new industry. What say you?
Aren't they trying to pass a bill in the California legislature that would legalize weed all across the board? I'd be surprised if big Tobacco don't have their resources ready to pounce if widespread legalization happens.
Can we assume that the mafia has a large slice in these kinds of buisness?
Oh well, the government is the biggest mafia family.
Yea man! Why can't the Gov prop up every failing biz, get my house out of foreclosure, and get my bank to cancel my $80,000 credit card debt! And my uncle just lost $2 Billion on his FX desk.. and no one is there to save him!
This is America. The whole point of this country is you eat what you kill. The gov is slowly killing good businesses and good work ethics by making the hardest working people and most profitable businesses slowly subsidize more and more of the laziest and least motivated.
However, weed as a legal business is inevitable in the US. Just wait for the boomers to leave the Hill.
1,000 weed shops and 80,000 users? That's only 80 people per shop. I'll invest my capital elsewhere. Now, 1,000 shops and 1,000,000 customers would be another story. It all depends on the doctors prescribing the weed.
Apparently, the estimates are that there are about 400,000+ people in the U.S. with medical marijuana certificates. However, that number has more than doubled in the last 5 years, and the NYTimes claims that Colorado is gaining 1,000 registered users per day. Currently, there are only 14 states where medical marij. is legal. As the number of states with legal distribution rises (11 states have pending legislation), and when California potentially legalizes across the board in November, AND as soon as physicians realize they stand to make a lot of money prescribing, the total number of certificates in the U.S. will skyrocket. The numbers may then finally justify big investments, methinks...
Lol, I read one of those Cali related articles, the focus was on "all the poor single mothers working at weed farms who will lose their jobs if it gets legalized". Liberal idiots chasing their own tails.
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