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According to this piece on themedguru.com, a five year long study by a team of German researchers recently concluded that "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out” in terms of the activity’s positive effects on a man’s health. "We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years” says Dr. Karen Weatherby, a (lady) gerontologist and author of the study.

I don’t exactly understand the logic here and I certainly can’t swear by Dr. Weatherby’s conclusions, but I do know one thing: Dipshits everywhere officially have all the scientific backing they could ever ask for. I say dipshits because A. I have sisters, and B. True to life OGs don’t need an OK from some scientist to know that titties are the shit to look at. (

 
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Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out” in terms of the activity’s positive effects on a man’s health. "We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years” says Dr. Karen Weatherby, a (lady) gerontologist and author of the study.

How awesome would it be if this trend (10 minutes a day = 4/5 extra years) were linear! You could be damn near immortal just by staring at big boobs 24/7

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