GS Elevator Gossip 4/29-5/3

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5/3/12 #1: From my experience, most people really should have lower self-esteem

5/2/12 #1: Insider trading is like pissing in the pool. It sounds dirty, but really isn't that big a deal.

4/29/12 #1: My Amex is my man card.

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Comments (23)

May 3, 2012

Hi, I'm a nontarget who applied online to Goldman Sachs (the investment banking division). When will i hear back? Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you!

also, I like the technology sector; how can I be placed into that group? Thanks!

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May 3, 2012
swagon:

also, I like the technology sector; how can I be placed into that group? Thanks!

Bro, just show them your shiny iPhone... They will think you are a techno GENIUS.

May 3, 2012
swagon:

Hi, I'm a nontarget who applied online to Goldman Sachs (the investment banking division). When will i hear back? Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you!

also, I like the technology sector; how can I be placed into that group? Thanks!

I give you credit for having the balls to ask.

May 3, 2012

Goldman Sachs is the most overrated and prissy company in the world. The company holds the record for greatest gathering of Virgins if it wasn't for the allure of GS. Women hear that name and think its big time. All the guys there are F'n jokes.

Eventus stultorum magister.

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May 3, 2012
Johnny Ringo:

Goldman Sachs is the most overrated and prissy company in the world. The company holds the record for greatest gathering of Virgins if it wasn't for the allure of GS. Women hear that name and think its big time. All the guys there are F'n jokes.

....they pay bro

May 3, 2012
UFOinsider:
Johnny Ringo:

Goldman Sachs is the most overrated and prissy company in the world. The company holds the record for greatest gathering of Virgins if it wasn't for the allure of GS. Women hear that name and think its big time. All the guys there are F'n jokes.

....they pay bro

Who you calling bro, pal?

Eventus stultorum magister.

May 3, 2012

Thanks, we've never heard of that twitter account.

May 3, 2012
Anacott_CEO:

Thanks, we've never heard of that twitter account.

Look at the username... It's the same guy that runs the account.

May 3, 2012

Lloyd Blankfein: I got this rat, this gnawing, cheese eating fuckin' rat and it brings up questions... You know, see, GSElevator, like you're the new guy. Girlfriend... Why don't you stay in the bar that night I got your numbers. Social Security numbers. Everybody's fuckin' numbers.
GSElevator: Is there something that you just wanna go ahead and ask me? 'Cause I'll give you the fuckin' answer, all right? Lloyd, look at me. Look at me. I'm not the fuckin' rat. Okay? I'm not the fuckin' rat.

May 3, 2012

guys, i did not get the job i found out. i will re-apply online next year!!!

May 3, 2012

Wow, pure troll post