5/3/12 #1: From my experience, most people really should have lower self-esteem
5/2/12 #1: Insider trading is like pissing in the pool. It sounds dirty, but really isn't that big a deal.
4/29/12 #1: My Amex is my man card.
Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators do not stay in the Goldman Sachs elevators. Email what you hear to [email protected].
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Hi, I'm a nontarget who applied online to Goldman Sachs (the investment banking division). When will i hear back? Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you!
also, I like the technology sector; how can I be placed into that group? Thanks!
Goldman Sachs is the most overrated and prissy company in the world. The company holds the record for greatest gathering of Virgins if it wasn't for the allure of GS. Women hear that name and think its big time. All the guys there are F'n jokes.
Who you calling bro, pal?
Take it easy there, ladies.
who you calling chief lady bro, man
dont call me chief, lady
don't call him lady, boy
Thanks, we've never heard of that twitter account.
Look at the username... It's the same guy that runs the account.
Lloyd Blankfein: I got this rat, this gnawing, cheese eating fuckin' rat and it brings up questions... You know, see, GSElevator, like you're the new guy. Girlfriend... Why don't you stay in the bar that night I got your numbers. Social Security numbers. Everybody's fuckin' numbers. GSElevator: Is there something that you just wanna go ahead and ask me? 'Cause I'll give you the fuckin' answer, all right? Lloyd, look at me. Look at me. I'm not the fuckin' rat. Okay? I'm not the fuckin' rat.
guys, i did not get the job i found out. i will re-apply online next year!!!
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